Superior Been

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HIS SURRENDER! MANY SAY IT'S THE BEST SURRENDER THEY'VE EVER SEEN. NAZI GERMANY CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SURRENDER. PEOPLE BEG ME TO TELL THEM DONALD'S SECRET. I TELL THEM ALL, I'M SORRY, SURRENDERING CAN'T BE TAUGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH IT.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Let him cook.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

“They begged to have a picture with me.”

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

WHAT IRAN GOT:

•$300 billion
•Removed sanctions
•Control of Strait of Hormuz
•Maintains missile program
•No destruction of nuclear program

WHAT THE U.S. GOT

•Higher gas prices
•Billions spent
•No major objectives achieved
•Americans dead

We got fleeced.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

New sign going up.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The lady with the funny laugh was going to give Americans buying their first homes $25,000 each... and it would cost 100 billion over 10 years.

Trump just gave 3X that amount to Iran. 👍

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: In a now deleted post by former MMA fighter Daniel Cormier, he posted screenshots of Eric Trump trying to get an insider scoop on whether any of the MMA fights at the White House are rigged so that he could try and illegally make money off of them..

Below is the Direct Messages that Trump allegedly sent Cormier. There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA YOURE A LAUGHINGSTOCK 🤡

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Your taxpayer dollars at work!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Hey look, it's a trillionaire!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Tulsi Gabbard is trending again

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Americans realizing they spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The 'universal high income' guy now has *all* the money. I'm sure it'll trickle down any day now. He said it would... so it's gotta be true.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

My prediction for the @SpaceX IPO

[Covie @covie_93]

Donald Trump's age is officially higher than his IQ.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Today Donald Trump turns 80 and I am so, so sorry.

[Rated_Robynne @RatedR4Robynne]

The Trillionaire who cut Children’s Cancer research

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Happy Birthday President Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸