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Joined March 2012
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I don’t know how to live in this world without you
🖤🖤🖤
Didn’t realize I was not alone in the chapel and yelled “thank you Big Dog! Sorry for calling you Big Dog”
The chaplain I didn’t see is stifling giggles
She told me Gods been called worse
I was like, yeah, by me
So she’s probably okay with this one
Been making it a point to say something when I think someone looks good or has a cool accessory or something and it honestly has substantially improved my own mood
They accidentally extubated my husband while turning him after he was intubated and sedated for a week, but I know he’s okay because the first thing he struggled through pain and anesthesia grogginess to slur with great determination was “candy???”
The doctor caught me dropping it like it’s hot 😔
All these ICU nurses wanna talk adult swim deep cuts and queer history with me
This is a fever dream i never thought id see play out
Skipped the sad song on the playlist bc I can’t handle it rn and Fast Car comes on next 😭
The very Roman Catholic hospital chaplain I was talking to was like
“Did you happen to go to Unity?”
Lmao clocked me in a second
Found out my husband and I can’t play rock paper scissors against each other bc out of 13 times we threw exactly the same thing
My husband is so dumb I love him
(I ate too much pocky and air heads for breakfast)
Persephone is the reason my tummy hurts
Persephone is the reason my tummy hurts
for whom the swisher sweets
Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH
Suck a man’s dick and he’ll cum once. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be like that’s really not something I’m interested in. Could you just suck my dick again? Men these days don’t want to learn anything
War flashbacks as I’m jolted awake to the teens in the next room playing I Gotta Feeling and my husband spraying axe body spray
It’s like a damn bat mitzvah in here
Talking about Unity memories to my husband to give him some lore for the people he’ll meet at the funeral and Stairway comes on 😭
I’ve been really enjoying just taking our time on this road trip
But today we must go back to Chicago for a funeral of someone near and dear to me from my youth group growing up so today less rules
MY HUSBAND IS TAKING ME TO THE BASS PRO SHOP PYRAMID HOTEL I AM SO EXCITED
@crazycasual My SILs already think I’m insane and my husband knows I’m insane, it’s for science anyway
Is Charles entertainment cheese a child or an adult
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