Didn’t realize I was not alone in the chapel and yelled “thank you Big Dog! Sorry for calling you Big Dog”
The chaplain I didn’t see is stifling giggles
She told me Gods been called worse
I was like, yeah, by me
So she’s probably okay with this one
Been making it a point to say something when I think someone looks good or has a cool accessory or something and it honestly has substantially improved my own mood
They accidentally extubated my husband while turning him after he was intubated and sedated for a week, but I know he’s okay because the first thing he struggled through pain and anesthesia grogginess to slur with great determination was “candy???”
Suck a man’s dick and he’ll cum once. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be like that’s really not something I’m interested in. Could you just suck my dick again? Men these days don’t want to learn anything
War flashbacks as I’m jolted awake to the teens in the next room playing I Gotta Feeling and my husband spraying axe body spray
It’s like a damn bat mitzvah in here
I’ve been really enjoying just taking our time on this road trip
But today we must go back to Chicago for a funeral of someone near and dear to me from my youth group growing up so today less rules