Lisa Maher

pick flowers, not arguments Instagram@himynameislisa

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

@kaymoustakkkkas Nostrils

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

I want to talk to the person who named chicken pot pie.

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

Officially coming out as a lesbian, all men are trash.

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

@kaymoustakkkkas Um bitch you just ask and we say yes

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

@kaymoustakkkkas Been thinking a lot about babies lately 👀

[Kayleigh @kaymoustakkkkas]

Thank you Top Gun for convincing every man to grow a mustache. I am so, so thankful.

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

I don’t think I’ve ever owned a phone I didn’t break.

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

@kaymoustakkkkas Let’s get drunk together and book another trip on a whim lmao

[Ali @askheraboutali]

"ur so quiet" i don't make sense when i talk bro

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

@kaymoustakkkkas Was this me lmao

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

I have always ran really shit miles and struggled to finish, and now that I am in the best shape of my life, I’d like to announce that I still have a really shit mile time.

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

This is going to be fucked up but I want this known. If I die in a car accident or hit by a car on the side of the road, DO NOT leave my memorial on the side of the road where I died. That is the most degrading thing I have ever seen. Put a memorial somewhere I was fucking happy

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

I don’t care what anyone says, there is no such thing as runners high.

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

@kaymoustakkkkas I am gonna go ahead and disagree lol you would get so fed up with people

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

Happy Hanukkah ☺️

[Kayleigh @kaymoustakkkkas]

i need a new tattoo ASAP!!!!!! i am BORED AND DEPRESSED!!!!!!

[Lisa Maher @Suplisa]

Can girlies who like leg day teach me? Cause fuck.