𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁!

ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴘᴀꜱꜱᴇꜱ ɢᴏᴅ!

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

https://t.co/RLSElE85bO

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

It's an obsession.

And like, everyone knows. He's not really discreet with how often he visits there. No wonder Maka hates him so much.

Ugh, this is so unfair! Stupid old pervert and his unwillingness to let the boy do what he wants . . . .

[ᅠᅠ𝖒𖦹𝒓⌿ᥱ͟𝒎ᅠ𝖇𝑙͡⛧𝐝͜𝖊ᅠᅠ @scytherald]

It is not an obsession .ᐟ

Why does he know that .ᐣ And he's going for the booze .ᐟ Not the women, though they are lovely and quite friendly . . Still .ᐟ They expect it, and it's a proper place for it. A school is *not .ᐟ Case dismissed, detention it is.

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

His obsession with his own daughter is bad enough.

And hold it in???? Doesn't he visit that cabaret club often to pay to hit on women and get drunk? That's way worse than Black☆Star just shouting about himself from the top of the school!

[ᅠᅠ𝖒𖦹𝒓⌿ᥱ͟𝒎ᅠ𝖇𝑙͡⛧𝐝͜𝖊ᅠᅠ @scytherald]

Creep .ᐣ .ᐟ He didn't even say anything bad .ᐟ

So what .ᐣ Plenty of guys managed to 'hold it in', Spirit included. If he's horny, doesn't mean he has to shout it from the rooftops. That such a foreign concept .ᐣ
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[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

. . . . What a creep.

If no one helps, it'll only get worse. And if it gets worse, 𝙝𝙚 gets worse. And does the school really need a hormonal teen tearing the place up? Even more than usual, obviously.

[ᅠᅠ𝖒𖦹𝒓⌿ᥱ͟𝒎ᅠ𝖇𝑙͡⛧𝐝͜𝖊ᅠᅠ @scytherald]

She is .ᐟ No doubt about it, his darling Maka is the biggest star .ᐟ

No one needs to hear about Black Star's inability to not be horny, please. He needs to keep it in his pants — literally AND metaphorically. It's not like anyone would help the guy regardless.

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

No way she's more important than a superstar like him.

It's not vulgar, it's the truth! And anyone would want to hear any little tidbit of info they can about the best meister at DWMA.

[ᅠᅠ𝖒𖦹𝒓⌿ᥱ͟𝒎ᅠ𝖇𝑙͡⛧𝐝͜𝖊ᅠᅠ @scytherald]

Nooope. Maka's more important, obviously, so he's 𝙝𝙚𝙧 friend.

𝙉obody needs to hear that. Especially not the second part — why is he so damn vulgar all the time .ᐣ

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

@Idolishpuppy 》Sounds mad annoying.

God, she's about to give my Black☆Star the same kind of headaches he gives everyone else

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

@Idolishpuppy 》Fair 'nough. Don't overdo it. But I also wouldn't say no to a Maka from you––

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

Hey, don't get it twisted; Maka is 𝙝𝙞𝙨 friend, not the other way around!

And he can't get detention right now! He hasn't done anything yet! That, and he still hasn't let the entirety of the school know about how bored and horny he is yet.

[ᅠᅠ𝖒𖦹𝒓⌿ᥱ͟𝒎ᅠ𝖇𝑙͡⛧𝐝͜𝖊ᅠᅠ @scytherald]

This annoying little brat.. how is *he one of Maka's friends .ᐣ .ᐟ

That's it. Detention, *and Tsubaki isn't going to be allowed to help him.

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

@Idolishpuppy 》STOP HURTING MY BRAIN WITH PATTY QUESTIONS

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

@Idolishpuppy 》I salute your dedication in giving us the ditzy weapon. You're doing the verse a great service. 🫡

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

@Idolishpuppy 》Genuinely one of the worst parts of editing.

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

That has absolutely nothing to do with him, though. Not his problem.

And if it's not his problem, then Black☆Star doesn't really care.

[ᅠᅠ𝖒𖦹𝒓⌿ᥱ͟𝒎ᅠ𝖇𝑙͡⛧𝐝͜𝖊ᅠᅠ @scytherald]

And he keeps breaking the spikes .ᐟ Which sends Kid into a spiral and leaves rubble for the staff to clean up .ᐟ

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

Really?!

Then don't mind him grabbing the bucket, lifting it to his lips . . . . and tilting it back.

It's disappearing down his throat as easily as water would. And he's still finding the time to chew at absurd speeds––

[♯ ; 𝓣amsy ! @THRE4DED4NGEL]

Tamsy doesn't need more anyways . He can have at it . ^^

[𝖵𝖠𝖭𝖠𝖣𝖨𝖲. @codedviolet]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝗋𝗈𝗎𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾。
⠀ ⠀ ⠀❰ ❰ ⸺ 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗘. ⋮ 菫
⠀ ⠀ ⠀❝ 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝘆 is 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.ᐟ ݈݇-

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

》Wait a second. I have a whole 'nother account I can be shamelessly horny on.

Time to return to @VirulentPunk to suit my needs.

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

》The later into the night it gets, the harder it is to fight my personal demons

This is a losing battle, and I'm afraid of what'll happen when horny brain wins––

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

Don't give him that kind of power. He'll end up grabbing that entire bucket and demolishing it in no time.

He'll just try to pace himself with another messily eaten handful.

[♯ ; 𝓣amsy ! @THRE4DED4NGEL]

Oh . . . That's . . Uh . Wow .

Kind'a reminds him of someone . He can have as much as he'd like .

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

Cue the boy shoving his hand into the bucket up to his wrist, snagging out a fistful of of popcorn and scarfing it down.

Didn't spill a kernel, strangely enough.

[♯ ; 𝓣amsy ! @THRE4DED4NGEL]

Yes , yes .

Holding out the lil' popcorn bucket .

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

. . . . But that was the best one out of all his ideas.

[ᅠᅠ𝖒𖦹𝒓⌿ᥱ͟𝒎ᅠ𝖇𝑙͡⛧𝐝͜𝖊ᅠᅠ @scytherald]

He better not climb the school again.

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

Why can't things ever be simple?

Fine. Can he share, /please/?

[♯ ; 𝓣amsy ! @THRE4DED4NGEL]

If he says please , maybe .

[𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺✰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁! @SupremeBushin]

Can he share? That's way too much for one guy.