Unicourt 🦄

gentle savage 🪬

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Y'all have to understand something: twitter is my designated place to dump all my emotional bullshit

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not my mom, but my family

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

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Birthday flowers ✅
Birthday dress ✅
Birthday book ✅

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@kfoley621 😂😂 yess

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@Julesaurusrexx yesssss and if he talks to her like that on camera i truly can’t imagine how insane they are behind closed doors

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Anyone on team Nia and Danny are absolutely delulu #thevalley

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Unpopular opinion: Lacy is the most empathetic person in this group and I love how she checks Jesse constantly #TheValley

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Zach is carrying this show on his back #TheValley

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@notfran girl it’s so bad 😩

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Plz don’t embarrass/traumatize your kids by wearing a thong bathing suit to their birthday party

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@AllAboutTRH But I love watching women hunt men

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Brittany’s lack of post op care is diabolical #thevalley

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I could watch Lala and Nia go toe to toe every episode #thevalley

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Tom Swartz is here purely for comic relief.
Nia is a trad wife and Danny is her 5th child.
Danny has short man syndrome and is a sex pest when drunk.
Kristen is sabotaging her own relationship and in love with Nia.
Janet is NOT the villain- it’s the men on this show. #thevalley

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If SUP podcast doesn’t recap the most recent episode of The Valley im canceling patreon

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Those shitty fireworks weren’t worth all the mosquito bites I have now

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

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celebrating 250 years of freedom but hear me out.. not everyone was free

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You would benefit from a mood stabilizer

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government