Vladimir Putin

Supreme Ruler of the greatest nation in the world. All others are inferior. Tweets by v. putin marked -p. retweets are endorsements....sometimes.

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

I'd like to go to an Ingrid Michaelson concert but I don't want to get in a fight with a bunch of angry lesbians.

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

Been too busy taking care of real problems. How is your joke of a president doing America? Heard he had a speech to give? Verbal diarrhea?

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

Smooth move you big dumb #nobama

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

What should my New Years resolution be?

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

https://t.co/O6eDLgQhNt

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

If we don't make jokes immediately the terrorists win

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

American primaries make little sense. 10 guys for the same side revealing weaknesses. THEN one is selected and they all back him.

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

@therealjerms @RudyHavenstein take this down

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

Grammar nazi... I like it https://t.co/IqTmpEZyM8

[Susan @furflys]

@nytimes when did horses start wearing shirts?

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

@nsxdriver17 Move like a butterfly. Sting like bee.

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

@nytimes myself and the old spice guy respectfully disagree.

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

@FoxNews @GovernorPataki nobody punches Putin and gets away with it. Just saying #turkey

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

@benshapiro had to put the bear down. Got a lion now. He seems hungry.

[Vladimir Putin @SupremeRuler_VP]

@GeeDee215 jokes on you. I have MySpace. Facebook is so last week