Guerrilla Cuntilla

Bimbo savant.
Techish
Kink shaming retired femdom.
Nose picker.

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

I just cleared the #cybersecurity catalog in Jeopardy. I outperformed Ken Jennings and all those other super nerds.

Since I am OFFICIALLY smarter then Ken Jennings, I believe I am qualified for any cybersecurity job on the planet. #hireme

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

@ewarren Hey boo.😍😉😈👅🍑⛓🚬

[AfterEllen.com @afterellen]

Thank you. And now we will get back to our regular lesbian programming.

[AfterEllen.com @afterellen]

There is absolutely NO place for pedophilia in our movement and we have a zero-tolerance policy for anyone suggesting otherwise on any of our platforms. We will not be responding to comments as this is not open to discussion. We just want you to know where we stand.

[AfterEllen.com @afterellen]

If we so much as see anyone attempting to groom under age kids or suggest that an adult's desire for sex acts with a minor are in any way ok, we will report this to the appropriate authorities. The FBI would have our full cooperation.

[AfterEllen.com @afterellen]

Furthermore, it is offensive, highly insulting and wrong to imply that pedophiles should EVER be in the same category with lesbian and gay which are sexual orientations. Same-sex attraction is NOT deviant. Pedophilia IS not only deviant, but wrong, abusive, and illegal.

[AfterEllen.com @afterellen]

We urge LGBTQ leaders and organizations to speak out against pedophilia being tolerated and slowly introduced to their movement. This is what abusers do. They slowly try to normalize their behavior - but it is NOT normal. And now is the time to speak up and say so.

[AfterEllen.com @afterellen]

We have noticed that there are small groups and individuals popping up online who are trying to make the case for allowing pedophiles to be included with the LGBT. We want to say here and now that this will NOT be tolerated. Not for a moment.

[AfterEllen.com @afterellen]

AfterEllen is not an LGBTQ site. We are a lesbian site creating content for lesbian and bisexual women. We broke away from the LGBTQ as an institution when we started to see it heading in a direction we don't agree with. But now we are seeing something particualry sinister.

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

On the bus home and checking out who won @TheEmmys tonight. Could be the liquor, but I'm in tears learning about #BillyPorter's win. Been living for that heffa since First Wives Club

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

If eating four vodka slices from @artichokepizza ain't #selfcare, well I just don't know what is.
#pizza #gluttony #food

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

Stop erasing #StorméDeLarverie. Honor her, respect her, and celebrate her truth, and GIVE HER A FUCKING MONUMENT!

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

I should be getting my whole #lesbian ass life during this month of June, but I'm constantly bombarded with reminders of how quick the LGBTWhatthefuckever community loves to shit on lesbians and erase their contributions to #LGBT rights.

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

You know who WAS seen there and credited with throwing the first punch before anyone threw a brick? #STORMÉDELAVARIE, a BLACK, BUTCH LESBIAN and drag king. She fought for everyone under the rainbow until she couldn't fight anymore.

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

I don't ask for much. Just a billionaire to fund all of my ideas. #facts

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

Been back from vacation for a whole 22 hours and I'm already on edge. I just saw a bee in my room and screamed, "YOU THINK I WON'T KILL YOU NUGGA??!!1!"

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

Trust me to ignore a room full of gorgeous Black women with their asses and titties bouncing cos I can't stop thinking about #GameOfThrones #SweetHeat

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

Putting out an APB on my coping skills because I can't handle seeing @VanessaVanjie cry and not give Gilbert Godfrey voice. #DragRace

[Guerrilla Cuntilla @SurMadam]

I hate it when @YouTube couples break up. Feels like my parents are getting divorced.