Sarah.

The ever impressive, the long contained, the often imitated, but never duplicated.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

I asked @tomthegood what his brand was and he goes "Acuvue"

Bruhhhh lmao

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

I turned on The Challenge and like half of the people in the final, are the same people that were playing this damn thing since I was in high school. I'm wondering if any of them have a 401 k ,or anything for retirement. Or, are they just going to do the Challenge until they die

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

Also, the latest COVID booster rocked my shit last night.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

I have spent my maternity leave rewatching Jersey Shore and I still cant tell you which season is the best. The first 3 seasons are so iconic.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

Freaking have to go dairy free again because Mabel might be dairy intolerant. And it's like, just tolerate it.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

Just bought popcorn from a Marcus Theater. This is my first time having their popcorn since I worked here over 7 years ago. I have finally recovered from the emotional drama this movie treat has caused me lmao

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

2003-2006 was like the battle era of white boys who play acoustic guitar, and bitches would swoon.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

@emtheprincess She really is a fightin' irish

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

At daycare today, Eliza got up from her chair and someone took her seat. Eliza didn't take too kindly to that and she attempted to gouge the other child's eyes out with her thumbs. So I guess I'm raising The fuckin Mountain.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

Retweet to save a life

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

McDonald’s will be giving away complimentary fries of any size via the McDonald’s app this Thursday, July 13, in honor of National French Fry Day.

No additional purchase is necessary at participating locations, but registration on the app is required.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

@emtheprincess It's coming and it won't be one we expect lol

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

Got my first "go away" from Little E this morning because I tried to comb her hair. She is really a sponge for vocabulary right now.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

Eliza's new thing this week is responding to almost everything we say with "oh.... I see".

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

@americantgorl Shirts dont see age. They only want to be off when they hear the big boom booms.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

@americantgorl Wow, didn't know that was in your Wilson vocabulary. You should be taking your shirt off for these daylight works.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

@americantgorl I remember it made like 3 sets of starters which was supposed to be passed along, but the two friends I had already had the starter or gave me the original starter. So I ended up throwing it away 😂😂

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

Remember when everyone was making Amish friendship bread?

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

And history was made. This song is the Mona Lisa of our time. Pure art

[culture @notgwendalupe]

27 years ago, the Spice Girls released their debut song 'Wannabe', the track was written in just 30 minutes

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

That concludes my chip talk

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

Cheddar and Hot Fries are the best bang for your buck. They are both under $5 for the big bag and barely have any air in the bag. They are the true ones.

[Sarah. @SurahtheHBIC]

But look at these sexy bois