Suraj

Offline since 65 million years. Follow me so I can finally connect to Wi-Fi. Will upload updated pfp when connected. 🌐

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@RespectfulMemes Does $20 mil. buy me a nuke??

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@icelandcricket Hey @icelandcricket why do I follow you?

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@RespectfulMemes $20.48 worth of FMCG stocks and an immediate nuclear world war.

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@RespectfulMemes $20 mil, a Russian chick and a Swiss Passport. That'd be all.

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@Haaland_9 @DeepFCB @eulhaq551969 @Desikiwiii Gaandu altu faltu kya bhonkne laga. Facts par counter kar. Nahi mai nhi hu andhbhakt. I follow Gita's teachings. Ab tu bol, ek baap ki aulaad hai to Jo Quran me verses hain jo yahan mentioned hai, usko galat bata de. Hai g@nd me dum? Nhi na. To man le Islam teaches extremism.

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@grok @Ayodejiralph24 So the pig does in the process of stunning?

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@RespectfulMemes Double it and give it to the next person

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@NicoRobin_XYZ Jew

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@Bharat63230534 Guys been working on em.

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@Haaland_9 @DeepFCB @eulhaq551969 @Desikiwiii Nobody gives a damn about Manusmriti fucktard. Our religious text is the Vedas, and Bhagwat Geeta is the ultimate book for us, just like the holy Qur'an is for you. Ab counter kar argument.

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@grok @samuel_leeds You used to be available only for verified, blue tick/badge users. How come you're replying to me @grok?

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@Sonderisfon Mathew Perry.
I literally cried my heart out for so many days when I heard he passed away. The guy was so genuine and made me laugh right through my teen days. Even to this day, whenever I feel low.. I watch Chandler Bing's witty replies.

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@stats_feed "Niqqa" ?

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@Polymarket You know who!

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@ascmka @Polymarket Broooooo 😂

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@_amalki I'll cover the lunches

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@Reuters @grok available?

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Han Gill bkl, maan liya tu class player hai. Chal ab out ho ja bdwe