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No.
The only reason is CEC.

[Kamal Narayan Mishra 🚩🕉️🚩 @Jai_Shree_Ram_G]

जितनी बार पूछो गे

जवाब मोदी ही होगा

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Why?
The SP & INC are bothered by corruption, just as they should be too.
You should be too, gobarjeevi sinha!

[Mohan Sinha 🇮🇳 @Mohansinha]

Why are either Samajwadi party or the Congress so concerned about what happens in Ram Mandir? They’ve always refused to acknowledge its existence and have called it a Modi vanity project. In fact some of their leaders have even threatened to demolish it. Their area of expertise is a mosque, and sucking up to that community. They should stick to that. Why worry about something they don’t believe in?

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I was ridiculing you, gobar head! 😂 🤣 😂

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😂 🤣 😂

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Your pappu, the poohpahji of Naali Gas only knows 56, stupidos! 😂 🤣 😂

[Candid_Shweta @CandidShweta]

Almost every answer is wrong!!!
Are people really challenged in maths?
@enj_life

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America is not only for Christians. It is for Jews, Muslims, Hindus - for anyone who qualified, as per a transparent, we'll designed system.
It is open for Atheists too.
That's the difference, gobar head!

[Hindutva Don @HindutvaDon_]

India is for Hindus.

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😂 🤣 😂

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

It is conspiracy by Congress, Tukde-Tukde gang, Soros and agencies from America and Pakistan to defame CM Mohan Yadav

- Sanjay Nagaich, BJP leader

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😂 🤣 😂

[जयनाथ सिंह @DrJaiNathSingh3]

भारत माता के 2 सपूत

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Aiyaiyo ji!
(not trolling Southies - I'm myself from the South!)
(not trolling Northies too - just trolling akshay 'Aam' kumar!) 😂 🤣 😂

[Pragnya Gupta @GuptaPragnya]

Did this really happen⁉️
He is indeed kharon ke khiladi but someone outplayed him, seems so …. 🤣🤣

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10/10

[Priya Purohit @Priyaa_Purohit]

Rate Rahul Gandhi's performance as Leader Of Opposition (LoP) after completing two years : 0-10 ?

My Rating : 10/10
AnD YoUrs 🤔

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You better not litter such streets with cow dung too, gobarkopf! 😂 🤣 😂

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

Bhagwan Vishnu please don't let Muslims find this place otherwise they will block this road for stupid Namaz stunt

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[Sehrish 🧢 @SqSehrish]

This one will test your pattern recognition skills

Prove you're smart 👀

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She is the only Indian PM assassinated while in office.
Shastri ji & Nehruji too died in office - Shastri ji at 61 in Tashkent, a day after signing an Indo-Pak Peace Treaty, officially said to be from cardiac arrest. Nehruji died at 74, again from cardiac arrest.

[Dinesh Purohit @Imdineshpurohit]

इंदिरा गांधी भारत की सबसे लंबे समय तक प्रधानमंत्री रहने वाले नेताओं में शामिल हैं। उन्होंने दो अलग-अलग कार्यकालों में कुल लगभग 15 वर्ष 350 दिन तक देश का नेतृत्व किया।

इंदिरा गांधी पहली बार 24 जनवरी 1966 को भारत की प्रधानमंत्री बनीं। इसके बाद उन्होंने 1967 और 1971 के आम चुनावों में जीत हासिल की और 1977 तक लगातार प्रधानमंत्री रहीं। उनका पहला कार्यकाल लगभग 11 वर्ष और 59 दिन का रहा।

1977 में सत्ता से बाहर होने के बाद इंदिरा गांधी ने 1980 के आम चुनाव में शानदार वापसी की और दूसरी बार प्रधानमंत्री बनीं। उनका दूसरा कार्यकाल 1980 से 31 अक्टूबर 1984 तक चला, जब उनकी हत्या कर दी गई। इस अवधि में वह लगभग 4 वर्ष और 291 दिन तक प्रधानमंत्री रहीं।

दोनों कार्यकालों को मिलाकर इंदिरा गांधी ने करीब 15 वर्ष 350 दिन तक देश का नेतृत्व किया, जो भारतीय राजनीतिक इतिहास की सबसे लंबी प्रधानमंत्री अवधियों में से एक है।

[Dinesh Purohit @Imdineshpurohit]

इंदिरा गांधी भारत की सबसे लंबे समय तक प्रधानमंत्री रहने वाले नेताओं में शामिल हैं। उन्होंने दो अलग-अलग कार्यकालों में कुल लगभग 15 वर्ष 350 दिन तक देश का नेतृत्व किया।

इंदिरा गांधी पहली बार 24 जनवरी 1966 को भारत की प्रधानमंत्री बनीं। इसके बाद उन्होंने 1967 और 1971 के आम चुनावों में जीत हासिल की और 1977 तक लगातार प्रधानमंत्री रहीं। उनका पहला कार्यकाल लगभग 11 वर्ष और 59 दिन का रहा।

1977 में सत्ता से बाहर होने के बाद इंदिरा गांधी ने 1980 के आम चुनाव में शानदार वापसी की और दूसरी बार प्रधानमंत्री बनीं। उनका दूसरा कार्यकाल 1980 से 31 अक्टूबर 1984 तक चला, जब उनकी हत्या कर दी गई। इस अवधि में वह लगभग 4 वर्ष और 291 दिन तक प्रधानमंत्री रहीं।

दोनों कार्यकालों को मिलाकर इंदिरा गांधी ने करीब 15 वर्ष 350 दिन तक देश का नेतृत्व किया, जो भारतीय राजनीतिक इतिहास की सबसे लंबी प्रधानमंत्री अवधियों में से एक है।

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I had always known that Vembu was a viper. At least from when vomit shah praised Zoho in public.
Thereafter, the chomu Vembu went on a spree, blindly praising bjpee.
Dots connected!

[Dhivya Marunthiah @DhivCM]

Connect the dots now.

Well done @svembu 👏

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[Janta Xpress @aipn_news]

संविधान का असली रखवाला कौन हैं। जब कमेंट मे दो।

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Each co passenger was meticulously checked for loyalty to bjpee.
For, modi is too scared to meet unfiltered public.
Why, he's even scared to meet the unfiltered press! If he wasn't, he would have given a few press conferences at least, instead of zero!

[Revolutionary Monk @RevolutionMonk]

Indian media:

“CM Vijay's bus ride wins hearts, fans cheer as he poses for photo”

“Why is Modi doing photo-ops on public transport?”

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Why only 2029?
Hasn't poohpahji said he will be PM for 1000 years, hjpee wale? 😂 🤣 😂

[Hit Janta party 🪳 @HCP_2026]

Bookmark this tweet.

> Yogi Adityanath will become CM again in Uttar Pradesh.

> The NDA will form a joint government in Punjab.

> The BJP will form a government with full majority in Himachal Pradesh.

> The BJP will also form a government with an absolute majority in Uttarakhand.

In 2029, PM Modi will be sworn in as PM for the fourth time.

💀📢

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

Among Modi’s whole cabinet, the only person who used to be praised for his work was Nitin Gadkari

He turned out to be biggest fraud of them all with Ethanol.

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He is sorry for YOU, fool!

[Akshit Singh 🇮🇳 @IndianSinghh]

Favorite lines of eminent personalities of India:

Narendra Modi : Sabka Sath, Sabka Vishwas

Ajit Doval : Ghar me Ghus kar Maarenge

Rajnath Singh: Kadi Ninda

But

Legend Rahul Gandhi : I AM SORRY

🙂

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Feku

[Hemlata Meena @hemlatajk]

बताओ इनको किस नाम से पुकारोगे?