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Just here for the comedy.

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One day I hope to love something as much as Darvin Ham loves allowing his opponent to go on a 10-0 run while stupidly refusing to call timeout.

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@GuruLakers LeBron fans appreciate that you're still jinxing even when he's in another jersey

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@BrotherBucko Yeah man you look like a natural, nice form.

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@GuruLakers It's going to be okay Guru, Pelinka et al. are gonna take care of you!

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@Shane00 The Special Pleading going on in the comments is fucking hysterical. LeBron has just totally and completely broken these morons.

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@TunaBisquick30 @3Angeloo @getnickwright He's played almost exclusively in garbage time when it's bad form for teams to do anything other than bleed the clock, why would anyone expect him to have a ton of points?

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@GuruLakers Some of us have already been hating the organization for *years.* It is insane how poorly-run and cheap it was given its place of importance among the league, and I hope for Lakers fans that new ownership means new management, and SOON.

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@LedZep4zoso @getnickwright @colincowherd @TheHerd @WhatsWrightShow No one should behave this stupidly in hopes of earning $4/month from Twitter. You need medicine.

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@VisorPayton @GuruLakers LeBron gets to move around for free, LAL isn't getting jack shit for him walking other than a weaker team LMAO

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@AndyHermanNFL Rodgers just creates insane torque with his throwing motion, it's almost beyond any explanation. The power he's able to create to look like he's just flicking the ball down the field is nuts

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@Nickdabearfan @Peter_Bukowski Are you stupid? GB held Doubs out instead of playing him through illness and didn't even bother having Love reenter after awkwardly landing on his hand, especially with WAS competitive in their concurrent game.

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@Nickdabearfan @Peter_Bukowski And if there wasn't a 7 seed, GB wouldn't have bothered resting their starters at the end of the last two seasons.

No competent person actually believes that GB was ever at serious risk of missing the playoffs at either size.

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@alexwwwwww @Peter_Bukowski No competent person actually thinks like this. Not only is spending time in a deep WR room not a problem, it's a dynamic that's not even carrying over into future seasons in GB.

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@ikenyonFB This is clearly the case and it's so funny to see how many people are shrieking in a vain hope of trying to deny it. Perhaps if Clark hadn't been on such a terrible contract this wouldn't have been such a robbery, but GB absolutely fleeced DAL as things stand.

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@getnickwright @sportsemmys @FTFonFS1 We've been robbed! Bamboozled! Led astray!

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@getnickwright Cook that broken-brained clown.

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@JimmyGetsWs @Shane00 LeBron literally gets hit in the face on this play, LMAO

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@djkdchip @Shane00 You legitimately have a broken brain if you think LeBron's not getting hit in the head, on the shoulders, or across the forearms on literally 90% of his drives to the basket.

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@apersonaboutit @bronhistory Amusingly both of them stated their preferred destination was a team in the West before their organizations traded them to different teams in the West.

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@apersonaboutit @bronhistory Jimmy Butler and Paul George for starters, two guys who were intimately aware of what playing LeBron in a series was like.

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@apersonaboutit @bronhistory Damn, that LeBron guy must have been really fucking scary if so many of the NBA's best willingly chose to go or stay in the West if the alternative was having to run into him prior to the NBA Finals!