Surely Not The News

If you're tired of the "Real News" check out our weekly episodes where Scott & Matt talk about the funny and stange news stories you may have missed.

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So Urban Meyer gets fired from his NFL job? Oh well, back to the grind I guess 🤷‍♂️😏😏😏

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@EddieZipperer @ElectionandBeer

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@EddieZipperer @ElectionandBeer Sure nuff.

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NEW EPISODE: A massive pot brownie, a broken penis, sex doll funerals and more. https://t.co/GBOvmg8uSZ

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NEW EPISODE: A massive pot brownie, a broken penis, sex doll funerals and more. https://t.co/GBOvmg8uSZ

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If you haven’t listened our show or it’s been a while you need to listen to this one 😂👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

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NEW EPISODE: A shot in a fake arm, breastfeeding a cat, a one in a million shot and more. https://t.co/hFH9KiIim4

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NEW EPISODE: A shot in a fake arm, breastfeeding a cat, a one in a million shot and more. https://t.co/hFH9KiIim4

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NEW EPISODE: A guy invites his bro into the delivery room, three giant stone penises are stolen and much more. https://t.co/J9EBmDJB1S

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NEW EPISODE: A girl divorces herself, a naked man in a wall, alien surgery and more. https://t.co/udKTGJiBBZ

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Scott and I hit the studio tonight, get caught up on our latest episode here. https://t.co/xI4JH77uWl

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NEW EPISODE: More world leader flatulence, a husband swapping a cat, a wife  loaning out her family and more. https://t.co/ZqLijdmNkx

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NEW EPISODE: Biden’s Fart, Breastmilk Butter, Astronauts in Diapers and More. https://t.co/LWMxrL5bJL

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NEW EPISODE: A bead booger, a Halloween burger, a house fly that’s the bomb and more. https://t.co/A70K9rjbyS

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NEW EPISODE: A testicle bath, contaminated baloney, hemorrhoid home remedies and more. https://t.co/DLHWeybNJC

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NEW EPISODE: A botched measurement, a cursing parrot, a suspect hiding in a tree and more. https://t.co/P56QcKvkbG

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“I sent her back to her boyfriend
With my handprint on her ass cheek”

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NEW EPISODE: A surgery that's just nuts, a stripper bus field trip, and another gross story from Scott. https://t.co/xpMJI9xThI

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NEW EPISODE: A Naked Floater, A Booze Cruise into a Taco Bell Sign, and a Couple of Cat Stories. https://t.co/WABkMjCsao