Surenix

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@FomiesNFT I love pickles

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@FomiesNFT 👌

[Fomies @FomiesNFT]

There seems to be a lot of chatter in the Department today.

Management has declined to comment on why.

https://t.co/mCA30YxLaA

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@growdots @RobinhoodCrypto 🤝

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@FomiesNFT let me know if you need help

[Surenix @SurenixS]

Nice suit!

[Fomies @FomiesNFT]

The Department was closed on Sunday.
Today, the clerk showed up late.
He was shopping.

Applications are open again.
Our staff is currently reviewing them as slowly as possible.
Approvals can be expected at some point in time.

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@FomiesNFT 🍻

[Fomies @FomiesNFT]

Applications are paused.

Please continue making irresponsible decisions elsewhere.

https://t.co/mCA30YxLaA

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@jesusislord Jev

[Surenix @SurenixS]

giveaway worth around $7k
https://t.co/hmod8l8Nm5

[Jesus is Lord | Chev @jesusislord]

I built HypeMeter in 4 hours with Jev + Minds. Its best trick is saying no, and deciding what is likely a rug vs real hype.

I am giving away an Argonaut NFT to reward Beta testers. Yes, that's you.

Every "alpha bot" screams BUY. None of them tell you which cheap listings are cheap for a reason. So I wired two things together:

Jev by @typesafeai . It does not write essays. It answers typed questions: pick one, score this, yes or no. About a third of a second per decision, cheap enough to judge every cheap listing instead of a shortlist.

Minds by @hellominds_ . Your own AI agent. Tell it your strategy in plain words ("Argonauts under 0.3, grade A or better") and it messages you one digest a day, pings you whenever steals are available.

First full sweep: 898 listings across 20 collections, including Robinhood (of course).

Calls that survived: one. And that one was my own bug: an "83% edge" that was a 2-item bid read as one. The sanity check now kills those before anyone sees them.

That is the product. Most cheap NFTs are traps, and it says so.

It also hunts rares priced under what their trait actually sells for. Yesterday it flagged an Argonaut with a 1-in-70 palette, listed at 0.79 ETH two days before the same palette sold for 0.9 and 1.0.

No hindsight. Every call is written down the moment it is made, then graded at 24 hours and 7 days. Public scoreboard, losses included.

Free while in beta. Sign in with Minds: https://t.co/5wi3fWpcrt

And yes, the giveaway is real: Argonaut #2764 goes to someone who actually uses it. Every active day is an entry, there is a leaderboard, and signing in before 24 Sept gets you 3 bonus entries. Rules on the site.

RT and comment "Jev" for extra entry.

Have fun sniping.

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@FomiesNFT ✌️

[Fomies @FomiesNFT]

Day 2 at the Department of FOMO.

23,000+ applications.
One printer fighting for its life.

Please form an orderly panic.

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@FomiesNFT call me if you need help with the cases

[Fomies @FomiesNFT]

Gud luck.

https://t.co/mCA30Yxdl2

[Surenix @SurenixS]

visiting the department of fomo. no case yet. must be escorted at all times. @FomiesNFT

[Surenix @SurenixS]

It's been 50 days since i'm holding solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump
I guess it's not just a meme anymore!

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@yri911 Those odds was created on 9 June, which means if SpaceX market cap drops to that number from 9 June, that market resolves to YES which it didn't by now. so for now it's a NO.

[Surenix @SurenixS]

It feels good to finally pushing my @Polymarket account into profit!

I guess now is the time to increase the Bet size 🤔

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@bored2boar Do you think they will use Tier based for Airdrop? or just linear based on Volume with sybil detection?

[Surenix @SurenixS]

@0xileri finally being in Profit side :)