The Horny Sage

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The Horny Sage

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Just saw a squirrel with a nut

classic!

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Been in Montreal for hours and still haven’t seen a single Indian! Oui Oui!

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Just saw a squirrel with a nut

classic!

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@TheDrunkSage Can confirm! This is NOT him!

[The Horny Sage @SurfinSubways]

Friend just admitted to me he used AI to help him sext.

It’s over!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Imagine waiting your entire life to hear your name called at the NFL Draft only for you to get selected with the thirtyfiveuth pick in a draft 10 years ago

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Ray Ferraro LOVESS talking about how he used to be a player

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

They wrote us off. We flipped the script.

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@TheDrunkSage Deep

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Funny sea lion videos is the the 67 of a woman’s instagram feed

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Penguins playoff hockey <3

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We need to stop the pretty girl with stupid ugly cringe tattoos epidemic :(

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@TheDrunkSage Nvm she’s all yours !!

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@TheDrunkSage Please don’t take her from me :(

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Just glanced over to a coworkers computer and in their search history it said “why does the Middle East keep starting wars?”

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The real recession indicator is the amount of please play agains I got during roll up the rim

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Your parents at 25:

I’ll get a medium coffee with 1 milk and 1 cream please? Thank you!

You at 25:

NO I SAID 1 MILK 1 CREAM NOT 3 MILK 2 SUGARS?!?! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN MESS THAT UP?

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Just watched Olympic hockey highlights with British commentary. Most uncomfortable feeling I’ve ever had!

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@TheDrunkSage Deserved

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Leafs really lacking that clutch scoring, and it will be the reason they miss the playoffs this year. They should have looked at a guy like Mitch Marner in free agency, could have solved their lack of clutch gene!