Surfinbird87

Everybody's heard about the bird

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@SW_Help Although I note that these services are no longer showing as cancelled. Perhaps, just perhaps, your train planners have shown some common sense for once. I sincerely hope so.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@SW_Help But these are busy commuter trains in the evening rush hour. They are packed. It is utterly moronic to cancel them and leave people to squeeze onto slower trains in hot weather. Do your train planners have one iota of fucking sense?! You are run by a bunch of imbeciles.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@monicabeharding You realise you are supposed to be a "Liberal" Democrat? If you want to address this problem, then push back against your constituents who will happily place their kids in front of ipads when they aren't even out out of nappies, before you support this illiberal, intrusive law.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@Gatwick_Airport Welcome to the UK. Pathetic excuse for a country.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@SW_Help I expect it will take a dozen orange clowns from @NetworkRailWssx about 8 hours to look at it before cutting it up with a bread knife. Glad I’m wfh today because tube drivers can’t be bothered to get their arses out of bed.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@SW_Help I wouldn't mind this if @NetworkRailWssx used it to get off their useless, incompetent arses and fixed the numerous signal failures that plague what is a mere few miles of track around there. But instead they are wasting money on a station that nobody uses. It is scandalous.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@SW_Help @pftuser That’s disgraceful. The trains are screwed for the rest of the day because the clowns never recover the service. If I were you, I would resign and go and manage the social media account of a business who don’t screw their customers on a daily basis

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@fesshole Are you in charge of the marketing strategy for @SW_Help?

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@BenTrainDriver @SW_Help Whatever. All now owned by the same bunch of inept clowns making passengers’ lives a misery. You’ll see I happily call out @NetworkRailWssx for their ineptitude as well.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@transportgovuk Tbf if I saw a train arrive at Waterloo, I would drop my coffee in shock as well. Particularly if it was vaguely near the time it was supposed to arrive.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@winchesterwire @NetworkRailWssx @SW_Help As a long sufferer user of this pathetic service (often due to their incompetence), some knowledge of how long it takes to cut up a tree and the ability to look outside and see what the weather is like, I think my conclusion is absolutely correct.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@Heidi_Labour Right now, no trains are running through the South Western mainline because despite there being the merest gentlest of breezes, a tree is blocking all of the tracks. You think we can be proud of this clusterf*ck?! You make the Fat Controller look like Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@SW_Help Seems perfectly calm out there. Just a gentle breeze. Amateur hour once again.

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@SW_Help Don't worry, no need for a queueing system now. Although I expect there would have been a signal failure/broken down train/trespasser/fallen tree/radio failure/problem at the depot/lack of traincrew that you would have completely failed at getting fans to London anyway

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@SW_Help Absolutely pathetic

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@offlim3ts @SW_Help More like twice a day

[Surfinbird87 @Surfinbird87]

@SW_Help There hasn’t been any wet or windy weather recently so why is there a precarious tree?! Yet another problem on your busiest line. @NetworkRailWssx SORT OUT YOUR NEGLIGENT MAINTENANCE