John Fisher

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport You are about to lose a customer of 10 years who pays over $300/month (and that's not even a business or enterprise account!). I need to talk with someone who can make this right. And I want that now!

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@LinusTech A wild Linus seen at a Best Buy Samsung display

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@la_crook @levarburton @ShelfNerds That was badass.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

Last post on Twitter. I am getting off of this ride.
#TwitterIsDead

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

Hey, conservation is cool and all but when do we stop Nestle from pumping out all of our ground water. And maybe some restrictions on almonds.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

And now for another episode of old men can't figure out how masks work. (We are in a medical building.)

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

Stop saying 'higher than normal call volume'. We know it is a lie. Just say nothing. And while you are at it, you don't need to interrupt the recording to say I'm on hold. It isn't my first phone call.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@TeslaHere3 What am I watching? Everything seems fine to me.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

Seen in Burbank, CA. Petition to prevent raising minimum wage.
There has ALWAYS been a carveout for small businesses.
#minimumwage
#Midterms2022
#Election2022
#cityofburbank

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

Look out for paid signature gatherers. Obvious red flag is they have more than one petition.
#Midterms2022
#Election2022

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@DIYnHacks It was my boomer parents who taught me to strore cut veggies in water. There is even ugly 70s Tupperware for just that.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

I think it is wild listening to people who won't get electric cars until they can swap out the entire pack in 10 minutes but think DC fast charging is too slow.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

Seriously, who keeps having Joe Biden doing press events facing the sun? Stop!@whpressscorps

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@garybrannan Unfortunately he'll never live up to George the Fingers, King of South London.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@davramdavram @AlanTudyk Am I jobless, though? How does one define having or not having a job? I have a function and a purpose.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

The best economic stimulus plan is a populace that has money to spend on goods and services.

[Dr. Mehmet Oz @DrOz]

The best student loan repayment plan is a good-paying job. Pennsylvania manufacturers, specialty trades, and businesses need a skilled workforce, and we have the career and technical schools needed to train anyone for these highly-valued and rewarding careers.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@SamsungSupport Oh. I didn't even know that had stuff to override my OS settings and that never came up in a search. Thank you, Lucee

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@SamsungSupport Tweet reading bots suck. I know how to use an FAQ. Or as I call it EAQ, Easily Answered Questions.
#Badsupport

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@StobiesGalaxy It has been so great in Picard to see a fleshed out Seven of Nine character. These characters are written to stand in 3 dimensions.

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@GOP How many of those eight have a ludicrous benefit qualification system?

[John Fisher @SurplusComma]

@ewarren My retired mother has the most absurdly complicated tax return I've seen and there is no reason she should have to pay someone to figure it out for her. We're with you!