SurrahJean

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

Adele: drops “30” overnight
Me:

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

"The members have spoken loud and clear.

Our people have basic human needs like time for meal breaks, adequate sleep, and a weekend. For those at the bottom of the pay scale, they deserve nothing less than a living wage."

https://t.co/OwbD0DEfij

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

Subway Commute: A haiku

So tired, I forgot
To swipe before running through.
Right in the vadge. Ouch.

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

My hips don’t lie, but they do creak.

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

Me: ahh, after my many calming bedtime rituals and reading for hours until my eyes get tired, it is finally time for me to roll over and go to sl-
My bladder: Hi

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

Still can’t stop thinking about last week when I thought I was alone in the Love’s Travel Center bathroom and they announced a shower was open for customer number 69 and I said, “Nice,” and another voice said, “Nice.”

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

@edager04 😂😂😂

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

WHAT. A. JOURNEY.

[recentcutbacks @RecentCutbacks]

It's hard to say goodbye to The Striker @thepitnyc. Our home since the beginning of our journey. 🦕🎄⚔️

We have been honored to be a part of its history.

Now...please join us for a drink at the Love Bar, b/c the next show is starting 5 minutes ago, & we have to clear out! ❤

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

Hey Proud Boys and MAGA “Patriots”... what the fuck is it that this country hasn’t given you?

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: Twitter says it has "permanently suspended" President Trump's account "due to the risk of further incitement of violence."

[Ed Helms @edhelms]

This should have happened four years ago.

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

45 in June: "When the looting starts, the shooting starts."

45 now: "We love you, you're very special."

?!?!?!

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

It's the complete hypocrisy for me.

"We back the blue" *gestures broadly*
"Violent protests should be dealt with swiftly" *gestures broadly*
"Law & Order" *gestures broadly
"America first, protect our Constitution" *gestures broadly*
"You lost, get over it" *gestures broadly*

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

This is sedition. And exactly what Trump has been grooming his base for since even before he was elected. This was always the end game.

Throw. Him. In. Prison.

[Ed Helms @edhelms]

Thank you, Josh.
You are exactly right.

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

Just putting it out there that if TrumPublicans really want to delegitimize the Electoral College, the Popular Vote count will be an acceptable alternative 💅🏻

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

What a GEORGEOUS MORNIN’ ✨💙 #GARunoffs

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

Hate when dudes add me and then DM me like “where u from” when it’s right there on my profile?

Like. You’re tryna flirt and you haven’t even stalked me yet? Weak.

[SurrahJean @SurrahJean]

Accurate. #schittscreek #2020recap