Big Bowl of Surrealios

[pbit @0xPBIT]

*taps sign*

[Sulekha Tripathi @sulekhat95]

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT.

He knows his time is running out.

So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour.

He died 5 months later.

This is that lecture.

The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇
Bookmark it for later

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

NEW: Repeat offender who had already been arrested several times this year, including for two assaults, killed an elderly man in an unprovoked attack in NYC.

Hours before the attack, the NYPD had taken Rhamell Burke to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after he was reportedly acting irrationally on a Penn Station platform. Mysteriously, he was released just one hour later.

A few hours later Burke shoved 76-year-old Ross Falzone, a retired teacher, to his death down subway stairs in Manhattan.

Burke was arrested three times in February for assaulting a police officer, burglary, and resisting arrest.

In April, he was arrested again for assaulting a stranger. He was later granted supervised release at arraignment.

[Gabriel 🌩️ @Countcristo44]

While running from the police after stealing sunglasses, De'andre jumped from the 2nd floor in the mall and broke both of his legs🤣🤣
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

In fact, many traditional recipes involve dissolving a plastic bag in your deep frying oil to get an especially crispy finish

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

I’m 💀

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Bro career flashed before his eyes lmao

[Harry  @hariom5sharma]

Bro sent his pokemon for battle 🗿🗿

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

My favorite genre of video is watching Alex Jones accidentally give a perfect description of a plot for something he has no idea exists in his schizo rants

[CIX 🦾 @cixliv]

Using a mocap suit to kick yourself in the balls with a robot is a great metaphor to close out 2025.

[k9_reaper | T.I.A @k9_reaper]

This is your daily reminder that Chile fielded an all women team for the UAE SWAT challenge last year and it went about as well as you'd expect

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

Imagine getting stomped unconscious by an elephant, waking up and immediately wanting 2nds 😅

[J∅kër Kîng 👑 @j0ker937]

Sometimes, you gotta talk to your animals like a teenager you just caught messin' up.🃏👑✝️

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Hood research department 😂

They ask the right questions though

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Shout out to @BurtMaclin_FBI for the contribution 💀

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Lighting real candles on a Christmas tree in church in Switzerland. 🕯️ 🔥

[DudeAbides @skybound24]

If you don’t like this video you’re ghey.

Wait for it.

[Noah’s Ark 🚢 @NoahsArk1000]

Putting America-first is now antisemitic?