Suruchi Patwary

Just here to take screenshots of my tweets and put them up on Instagram.

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

@HathwayBrdband are y’all dumb or something? I get calls from you guys EVERYDAY when I’ve told you two months ago that I do not want your services! Why tf would you still keep calling??????

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

What if I… don’t want to share my screen?

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

@SwiggyCares The assistance wasn’t helpful at all

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@SwiggyCares Order #182418251596874

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@Consumer2Court a pub in Veera Desai charged exorbitant amount (much higher from what it said in their menu) and I suspect they’re running a scam where women pose as a first date and order random things from the menu and make the guy pay for it

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The feminine urge to respond with ‘Haan chal chal’ to everything

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@FurlencoSupport @FURLENCO The back and forth has been happening for 20+ days now

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

Y’all complaining about being left on read, my boyfriend leaves me on heard!

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

Every time I try being social, people remind me why I chose to not be social

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

Do you watch movies with your boyfriend for fun or to guess the plot first and enjoy the look of defeat on his face?

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

When my mental health goes in a downward spiral after I specifically asked it not to

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

My life be flashing before my eyes way too many times in a day than I’d like

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

You ever feel so done that you start meditating?

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

Just heard someone call Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan ‘Nora Fateh Ali Khan’

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

I build my confidence by taking solo bathroom trips when drunk

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

My boss being on leave is more relaxing for me than me being on leave

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

When people tell you “I know you’ve been struggling with your weight”, just ask them “Have *I* or have *you* been struggling with my weight?”

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

My metabolism must be hella confused

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

All I need in life is to have a suspicious amount of money and exotic vacations

[Suruchi Patwary @SuruchiPatwary]

Ever had to re-laugh when your voice note didn’t go through?