Ang1984

If you want to earn a full or part time income, then taking surveys online is what I recommend.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

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Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?

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Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

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Man. I went to the doctor the other day. All this guy did was suck blood out of my neck. Never go to see Dr. Acula. Mitch Hedberg

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"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." - Tara Reid