Surviving Barstool

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@SushiBet Mute words on twitter, don’t go on it, or don’t complain. It’s truly not that hard do do any of those 3 things

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@ronmexicocan Mute words. Not my job to keep you off twitter until you get around to watching something

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Internet Invitational finale winners

1. Blue- congrats played consistent golf and it paid off
2. Big John- no one comes away from this with better PR than him. I’m a fan now and I think everyone in the tournament and most watching at home as well
3. Hole 10 fishing- lunks

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@3forDALE69 @DanK652 “Can’t block words on twitter” get the fuck out of here

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@DanK652 Future tip for you. You can go mute words and they won’t show up in your feed if you truly can’t stay off twitter. This isn’t condescending I do it all the time

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@Csommermann I love Kirk, but there’s just not enough people that can take that in this. Not to mention he would’ve knocked salims head off with his driver. You have to make a spicier field before Kirk’s magic really works

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@BradrendulicCC There’s thousands of people and accounts tweeting. At a certain point you gotta just use your brain and if the title says “finale winners” you should just not read

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@Csommermann If Salim wasn’t so drunk I imagine whit vs Riggs would’ve been good content, with big J chiming in as well. But when your 2 best chirpers are babysitting its hard to get anything else going

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@goodtakesonly Absolutely. Him and Big J won the day in everything but the scorecard

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@jmsteiner8 I mean snap his driver if he refuses you gotta do something. It felt like he wasn’t even being non receptive to the advice it felt like he just forgot 2 seconds after they said it. Kisner was right for sure

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Internet invitational finale losers
1. Salim- buttered
2. Salim- mangled
3. Salim- buckled

Hm-that fish that kisner lipped-His fish buddies aren’t gonna believe the things he saw. Ultimate loser fish

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@BigSwingTempo I’m serious I think they should have sent him packing and told the teams to agree on a replacement for him. I love this tournament but this finale was borderline unwatchable with him

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@Skkyyyyyyyyyyy We got crying Riggs again though which will always remind me of Covid crying Riggs and that at least made me smile

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@yippypargolf He’s absolutely the winner of this on a macro level. He might not have won a million today but he made himself a multi millionaire with his personality and golf at the event

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@iKnowBall0444 I have no idea what you do in that situation. It was getting pretty hard to watch. I think I would have just told him you forfeit your chance at money and have the teams agree on a comparable replacement to play instead of him. Pretty embarrassing stuff

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@jmsteiner8 I don’t know how they didn’t take the driver from Salim before they even started or at least after the first swing. Big John was playing well enough to damage control if Salim went short off the tee. His iron and wedge shots were ok he just went ob 4 times off the tee

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If you gave the Duke the level of coaching drunk ass Salim is getting right now I would straight up rather have him as my 3rd here

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Biz running the Dunkin stand 🤣

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@HITesting2 I like not having my house firebombed so I won’t speak on Kirk. And Dave doesn’t play dumb like Wesley. When Dave takes a shot he takes a shot he doesn’t pussyfoot around it like Wesley did all week. If Wesley went full villain I would actually respect the crap out of that

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Credit to Foreplay and especially Frankie for making Wesley actually cut the shit and talk. I expected a roll over, but they actually made him explain himself on a lot of stuff instead of just letting him run bits and shticks

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@Mike1743168 @notCornbutCob I’m not upset. I’m commenting on an insightful podcast that I found interesting. He flip flopped his meaning in all those tweets that’s the whole point of him fence riding