AK 🦧

Full-time United fan, part-time heart attack survivor. Gyökeres can go fuck himself - FREE PALESTINE- 🇴🇲🇹🇿

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

Press conferences for referees after every match is needed

We need explanation and refs to be held accountable for their actions ❗️❗️

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

@grok why did Tzolis not play the full 90’ against Aston Villa last night?

[ً @LNREutd]

Sex is sweet but have you ever scrolled twitter after Man United won a match?

[Elias @utd_elius]

It's just Ipswich 🤡

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

3 GOALS + 1 ASSISTS.

FORGET ABOUT COLE PALMER.
FORGET ABOUT FLORIAN WIRTZ.
FORGET ABOUT MORGAN ROGERS.
FORGET ABOUT MARTIN ØDEGAARD.

BRUNO FERNANDES IS, AND WILL ALWAYS BE, THE BEST MIDFIELDER IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE! 🇵🇹💫

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

@markgoldbridge @_red_7 I don’t understand, didn’t we sign three midfielders to compensate? Who else do you want to replace Casemiro, Mark?

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

@utdshows How are 5th place Liverpool in pot 1?

[Cynthia Martins 🔴 @MartinsCyn]

I understand Carrick wants to keep evolving and avoid becoming predictable.

But sometimes you just have to steady the ship first.

Cunha on the left.
Mbeumo through the middle.
Mainoo in midfield.

Go back to what worked, get some wins on the board, build confidence, then start experimenting again when everyone is up to speed.

There’s no prize for overthinking football.

Sometimes, simple is better. 🔴

[Klub Jae @jerugr8dad]

Manchester United season might be worse than Tottenham if we continue to rely on this back line..

We definitely have one of the worst back line in the league but we’re so brainwashed that Heaven, Yoro are prospects.

Martinez, Shaw and Maguire are supposed to be shipped out of the club if INEOS are really brutal in their assessment.

Arsenal do not have the best attacking players but they are actually dominating because they’ve got a solid defense that is well organized.

Michael Carrick should leave emotions and take drastic decisions on that defense if not, we will continue to concede unnecessarily and he will face the sack.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“This Rooney guy seems like a good player, maybe i should start supporting this team”

[Mina Ibrahim @MinaFootball]

Just remembered that Amazon are probably in the dressing room with their cameras…

[MattyFC @MattyFC__]

the TRUTH about signing Baleba...

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

@benoseremen Are you dumb

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

@markgoldbridge Can we just enjoy this one Mark

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

@arinzechukwuab1 Stop posting fake shit you imbecile

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

lil bro and big bro back 😭❤️

[Mal @UtdMaI]

🚨 INEOS/Manchester United’s “failed” transfer targets this summer:

• Elliot Anderson — £116m? United refused to be robbed.

• Mateus Fernandes — £85m + huge wages? Spurs can have him.

• Sandro Tonali — £100m? Walked away.

• Tchouaméni — Real Madrid didn’t want to sell and the total package was enormous. Move on.

• Lewis Hall — Newcastle demanded around £60m and refused to negotiate properly. United didn’t panic.

• Manu Koné — £51m with doubts internally. No point forcing it.

• Bruno Guimarães — £75m for a player approaching 29? Sensible decision.

• Alex Scott — Bournemouth wanted around £80m. Absolutely ridiculous.

• Carlos Baleba — Brighton quoting £75-100m. Again, United refused to get rinsed.

And people are calling this a FAILURE?

For YEARS Manchester United fans complained that clubs saw us coming, doubled the price and watched us pay it anyway.

Now INEOS finally walk away from ridiculous valuations and suddenly everyone wants Woodward back.

You cannot demand financial discipline and then have a meltdown every time United refuse to spend £100m on your favourite midfielder.

INEOS are changing the culture.

No desperation, United tax or stupid bidding wars. If the deal doesn’t make sense, WALK AWAY.

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

@UTDRivon @MUFC_UTFR @MUFC_UTFR why you reposting fake quotes??

Unfollow that account mate

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

@ChinoUTD Unfollowing every account with fake posts and quotes! Fuck you chino!

[AK 🦧 @SurvivingUTD]

@UTD_Seth001 Unfollowing every page giving wing quotes. Fuck you sett