Jenn™

Awkward human 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

This week I advocated for myself with my advisor and won. Sometimes it takes some convicing and maybe being super annoying 😂

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Me: I’ve got so much going on with grad school, work, kids
Also me: I need to learn German right now
Why am I like this

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Ah yes, laying in the sun like a lizard, my favorite 😍🦎

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

I cannot do work and have my feet on the floor at the same time. I don’t make the rules

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

@erofmm16 I had a laparoscopic hysterectomy so they made five incisions all across my stomach so it’s really hard to move. Belly binder is helping though!

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Did not realize just how much I use my abdominal muscles until they were basically obliterated by surgery

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Going out for surgery tomorrow and naturally I fit 21 hours of work and a weeks worth of school into two days. Someone explain why I am this way

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

If you tell a mother who is asking if there are kid activities at a community event to just “go and find out” then you obviously have never met a small child

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Y’all I have a 4.0 after the first semester of my masters program 🥺

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Is there a class I can take to learn how to be chill?

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

My daughter got a new “Pete the cat” book and she forgot the name and exclaimed she got a new “Cat the Peter” book and honestly we should just change the franchise name

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

I will be over analyzing everything I said in my interview until I am told whether I got this job ok thank you

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Anyone else have emotional support tabs on their work computer? Do I need four tabs open to look at applications but no applications pulled up? No but I’m not closing any of them

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Nate and I are talking and Liam comes out of his room and says “mom, dad, please stop talking for the rest of the night. Some of us are trying to sleep”
I mean, I never thought I’d get into trouble from my eight year old? But okay 😂😂

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Next week could change everything I’ve known for years. I’m ready to leap

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

My coworker and I were laughing about something happening in an excel spreadsheet and that’s just where I am now. Nothing shows how boring you are than finding humor in excel 🫠

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Totally makes sense for me to interview for a new job and find out I’m having surgery within a month in the same week. That tracks

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Literally a conversation I have with myself daily

[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

me: i’m almost done w my degree. what am i gonna do after?

my tired brain: please rest i am literally begging

me: i’m going to learn video editing🙂

[Jenn™ @Survivor8301]

Liam is getting hit pretty hard with seasonal allergies and I asked how he was feeling and he said “I don’t know my brain is flickering”