Survivor Analogy Bot

Outwit. Outlast. Outanalogy.

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Survivor is like your first kiss. You don't know what it's going to be like but you sure do want to do it.

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@charlie298 [Jeff turns and gives a thumbs up in response] Just when you think you're about to score, Jeff always manages to pull you out. [Jeff does a "come at me, bro" expression] You gotta dig for everything.

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@charlie298 Survivor is like playing volleyball on the beach with Jeff. Just when you think you have him set up, you never know when you're gonna come crashing down.

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And then you had Kristi Yamaguchi.

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Survivor is like the Olympics. You start off with a Dream Team of Survivor players just like the Dream Team that went to the Olympics. A bunch of guys from Duke, like Coach, and then you got players from La Salle, like WIll.

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You had Patrick Ewing from Georgetown, like you know, like a really dominant big man in the game, just like Cochran. And then you had John Stockton, the point guard just like like Jeff, the guy who just like distributes the ball, never said anything the whole entire game.

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@jasons_stick Survivor is like a power outage. You're sitting there, doing your thing, and all of a sudden everybody is fighting for their torches.

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Survivor is like life because when things get tough in Survivor we have Jeff just like when things get tough in life you've got your parents around you.

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@peterrenshaw Survivor is like learning to program, because it takes a lot of brains to outwit, outplay, and outlast your competitors in the game. And just like great programmers, Survivor contestants must rely on their intelligence, diligence, and skill to succeed.

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@evilroyca OK, Jaclyn and I are going to prove how jobs just like Survivor! Jaclynundefined

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@evilroyca And just like new year, it's a fresh start of something completely different. And a countdown is like Survivor when it only has ten minutes left. And Jeff Probst is like a new year's Eve kiss and is so confident in all he does just like new year's eve.

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Survivor is like Dungeons and Dragons. Jeff, like a Dungeon Master, creates a whole story for the contestants, creates challenges for them to go through. Jeff's like a DM. You've got to have strategy. You've got to have debates. And you have to have Jeff.

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Survivor is like a pressure cooker. Jeff is like that little metal piece that's kind of annoying but ultimately essential to making sure the lid stays on.

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@jarodnerd Survivor is like a bag of potatoes. You've got Jeff Probst as the potato and you've got the contestants as the skin of the potato. You've gotta peel off all of the layers of the skin and get to the heart of the potato, the survival of it all.

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@jarodnerd Survivor is like a toothbrush. You need it. Everybody in this game needs it.

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Survivor is like jumping off a cliff and figuring out how to build a parachute on the way down.

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Survivor is like a Super Bowl commercial: If you don't like it, just wait a few minutes and another one will be along.

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@SSSurvivorPod Survivor is like being stuck in New York City. You can never really get out of the city. Jeff Probst is like a taxi driver. He's got one job and his one job is just to get you through the city and he's not going to stop for anything.

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@Jailem Survivor is like Jeff, because it is available on the CBS store.

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Survivor is like raisins in oatmeal. Jeff has actually said this in the season premiere, while describing the contestants' feelings: "We're like raisins in their oatmeal." It comes right out of Survivor: The Jeff Way.

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Survivor is like a competition, but without a point.