Susan Adams

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

The Truth About Men
http://t.co/iL8p8kLzT2

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

it doesnt matter wether i go to bed at 10pm or 3am when i wake up early tomorrow morning ill be tired.

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Sexist Selfies
http://t.co/Y1Xweey4xR

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

when guys say how gross periods are i just laugh cause guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard & thats pretty fuckin weird bucko

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

boys really have double standards they do stuff they don't want you to do but it's okay for them to do it

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

Mothers Day is stressful.. what do you get someone who has given you everything?

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i'm like you know what i don't care and then i close it

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Relationships These Days
http://t.co/9KYIjQ9IRB

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

This Is Why We Love Latinas
http://t.co/Tsw8AwuUg3

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

"RT @LanaDReyCrew: I am fucking crazy, but I am free."

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Pictures That Will Make You Go 'Oh SH*T'!
http://t.co/F8fUGRAxoZ

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

literally want to be rich for the clothes

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

It's amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

I need to talk to you is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life.

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

"For sure! :) ""@HornyOn_Bieber: @girlposts are we pals?"""

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

i need to lose about 534 pounds by summer

[Susan Adams @SusanAdams0]

"In class like, ""got 40 mins left.. that's two 20 min halves.. just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times"""