Susan Biggart

i’m doing good i’m on some new shit

[Kellie Nalbandian @kellienalb]

Me today: #survivor

[Susan Biggart @SusanBiggart]

@plnxtvenus serious q: how does your hair look so good in every clip after 10+ days on Survivor? We need to know your secrets!

[Susan Biggart @SusanBiggart]

Tiger Woods has always been and will always be trash. Male fans of golf will laugh or say it’s not that serious, but women see this shit and we don’t forget.

https://t.co/Rxbus1eSYX

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Naaaaaa grocery shopping prices are ridiculous right now 😑You might as well eat outside !!

[Susan Biggart @SusanBiggart]

In case you wanted to get out of this hellscape

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Thread time. Here's the thing about @tesla. It's not a car company. Tesla is a company that has to make cars in order to sell its real product: Emissions Credits.

Let me explain. Back in 2012, the EPA put out new, strident emissions standards for new vehicles fleetwide. 1/

[Susan Biggart @SusanBiggart]

They should just Airbnb it, would make bank I bet

[𝕒𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕥 @mybiggart]

For the price of four tickets to see her Eras Tour, you could LIVE in Taylor Swift's old apartment for a month....

[Susan Biggart @SusanBiggart]

@Spout_Podcast @taylorswift13 @TSwiftLA @theTaylorSwiftP @tayswiftdotcom @SpotifySwiftie @mybiggart truly!

[Spout Podcast @Spout_Podcast]

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[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

*people gather in my yard to watch my house burn*

me: wow, i've never had this many visitors before

[Susan Biggart @SusanBiggart]

Sadly the best place to get news about the downfall of Twitter is actually Twitter…

[𝕒𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕥 @mybiggart]

Ah, so you're saying sociopaths don't make good business leaders?

Who would've guessed?

[𝕒𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕥 @mybiggart]

It's funny when people call pro-choice women "single issue voters." No one calls older white men single issue voters when their entire identity is "not wanting to pay taxes."

[𝕒𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕥 @mybiggart]

I asked a relative of mine who is super conservative and who votes Republican if, after the Martha's Vineyard incident, he thought Ron DeSantis was the type of politician who might stage an insurrection. And he PAUSED and thought about it.

Just saying, let's all vote tomorrow.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

One guy’s business plan for a $44 billion over-leveraged purchase is apparently to run around and individually ask people for $8.

Remember that next time you question yourself or your qualifications.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

⚠️ you don’t need to bereal. you need to beonatrain. ⚠️

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Be skeptical of any research that shows the health risks / benefits of a behavior that can also be correlated to wealth.

Is quinoa good for you? Or do rich people get better healthcare?

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

honor james baldwin by falling into a depression and fleeing to europe but never questioning how talented u are

[Susan Biggart @SusanBiggart]

@mybiggart Is it a hot flash? Or is it just hot?