Susan Black 🇨🇦

Retired business owner & Keynote Speaker. Photographer - Happy Grandma & Great Grandma! - Political Nerd - Avid Gardener - NY Rangers & JT Miller Fan!

[Susan Black 🇨🇦 @SusanBlack]

Love this!
The #CuntOfMostlyCrisco

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

F**cking epic. Meet Kristen Welker. She just did what all self-respecting reporters need to do. She pushed back. And the Cunt of Mostly Crisco had an epic meltdown and walked off set. Ok, less “walked.”More “staggered.” Ah, I love the smell of burning diapers in the morning.

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

Teehee🤭

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

💔💔💔 I'm gonna post this everyday so MAGA never forgets what Trump did on Jan 6 🇺🇸

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Lions are social animals while tigers prefer to be alone and this moment says it all

[Enezator @Enezator]

What started as a lonely kitten looking for comfort turned into a friendship and a place to call home. 🐶🐱🏡

[604RAW @604RAW]

What a sight! 👀 Orca pod spotted at Dodds Narrows just outside Nanaimo, BC 🇨🇦🫍

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

🚨BREAKING: According to rumors, after having a temper tantrum and storming off the Meet The Press set due to getting asked the first non-softball question in years, Donald Trump started CRYING backstage.

What a complete snowflake.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

🚨 WOW! MS NOW host Mika Brzezinski delivers a brutal reality check. She demands the media completely run over Donald Trump's lies and fight back with facts.

She warns that failing to do so turns networks into nothing more than state-run mouthpieces for the administration!

[American Veteran @amvetsupport]

Another MAGA MOLESTER

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Trump: "I fear nothing, not even death."

🇺🇸Also Trump: He panicked so badly that he left immediately after a 49 year old female journalist asked a question.

A single woman exposed Trump more than anyone else. What a courage🔥

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

The only people in the press who have been brave enough to ask that fucking pervert Trump the tough questions have been women.

Trump fear’s strong, opinionated women.

Because he’s a misogynistic coward.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Thank you Kristen Welker for standing on business and not letting Trump have his way

Raise your hand if you stand with Kristen 🖐️🖐️

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

I wholeheartedly agree with Joe!

[Dr. Dave @drdave1999]

After watching Trump melt down in narcissistic rage this morning, I’m close to saying that the entire U.S. government needs to be impeached for allowing this poseur to remain in office for even one more day.

No nation in history has ever had a more mentally ill leader.

[FeelGoodTales @feelgoodtale]

A 96-year-old woman wrote this letter to her bank, and it became so funny that the bank manager decided to share it in the New York Times.

To whom it may concern,

I’m writing to thank you for bouncing my check when I tried to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, only a few nanoseconds passed between when he deposited the check and when the funds finally arrived in my account. I’m referring, of course, to the automatic monthly transfer from my savings account, which has been set up for the past 31 years.

I want to give you credit for catching that short gap of time and also for charging me a $30 penalty for the trouble you caused.

I’m actually thankful because this incident made me rethink my financial habits. I realized that while I always answer your phone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I’m stuck with your impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded messages that don’t help at all. So from now on, I’ll deal only with a real person.

From now on, my mortgage and loan payments will no longer be automatic. Instead, I will send a check to an employee at your bank who you will have to choose. No one else is allowed to open that envelope—it’s against the Postal Act.

I’m attaching an Application Contact Status form that your chosen employee will need to fill out. It’s a long one, but it’s necessary because I want to know as much about them as your bank knows about me. They’ll also need to provide proof of their financial situation and medical history, signed by a Notary Public.

Once this is all set up, I’ll give your employee a special PIN number for dealing with me. It will be 28 digits long—just like the number of button presses I have to do to check my account balance using your phone service. I’m just copying you, and they say imitation is the highest form of flattery.

I’ll also be updating my voicemail. Here’s the menu you’ll need to follow if you call me:

Press 1: To make an appointment with me. Press 2: To ask about a missing payment. Press 3: To reach me in my living room if I’m there. Press 4: To reach me in my bedroom if I’m sleeping. Press 5: To reach me in the bathroom if I’m in there. Press 6: To reach my mobile if I’m not home. Press 7: To leave a message on my computer (password needed). Press 8: To go back to the main menu.

If you need to make a complaint, I’ll put you on hold, but don’t worry—some pleasant music will play while you wait.

Oh, and just like you do, I’m adding a $50 setup fee for all of this. Please credit my account after each payment.

Sincerely,

Your Humble Client

(Just remember, this was written by a 96-year-old woman!)

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Trump walking out on Kristen Welker today reminded me of his 60 Minutes interview with Lesley Stahl in 2020. Different interviewer, same result: when he can’t control the narrative, he walks out like the petulant man-child he is. Fucking snowflake.

[Nature Clips @NatureCanvas8]

Sirga was just 10 days old when I found her - abandoned, barely alive. Today she's a full-grown lioness living her best life in the Kalahari. And she still chooses to lie down next to me like this.

[Susan Black 🇨🇦 @SusanBlack]

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[Susan Black 🇨🇦 @SusanBlack]

@AZ_Brittney What an amazingly stupid question. He has never been fit to "lead" your country.