Susan Campbell

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Obviously, Donald Trump is a loser.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Nike pays Erling Haaland roughly $20 million a year to be photographed with their products. A family-run western store in Dallas just got the same treatment for free. Better than free: Haaland paid them $750 for a taxidermy raccoon hugging a whiskey bottle.

The backstory makes it better. Haaland walked into Wild Bill's Western Store during Norway's World Cup run and bought cowboy hats, exotic boots, a longhorn belt buckle, and a shirt reading "Y'all can kiss my Dallas." The owner says Haaland knew nothing about cowboy hats and had to be fitted for his first one.

Then Norway's Cinderella run ended in the quarterfinals, and the tournament's breakout star, seven goals, carried the raccoon off the plane in Oslo himself. Caption: "It followed me home." Then he ran an Instagram poll asking fans to name it.

The results for a boot shop that's been family-owned since the 1970s: the Whiskey Raccoon is sold out. The Dallas shirt is nearly gone. Their $500 Belligerent Squirrel, a taxidermy squirrel smoking a cigarette and holding Jack Daniel's, is down to low stock. Local shoppers are lining up at a store most of them had walked past for years.

Sports brands run entire celebrity seeding departments trying to manufacture exactly this: a global superstar genuinely delighted by a product, on camera, unprompted. Every one of those campaigns reads as an ad, because it is one.

Brands spend $20 million a year renting Haaland's image. Wild Bill's sold it to him for $750.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

This is so absolutely insane that this is happening.

But don’t you worry — 16-year-old kids in the United Kingdom never see this on platforms like BlueSky.

They’re hiding the truth from them.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇦🇷 Argentina win their opening game with Lionel Messi making World Cup history! 💥

Messi hat-trick means he’s joint TOP SCORER EVER in the World Cup with 16 goals with Miro Klose.

Mbappé, Müller, Ronaldo Nazario surpassed.

[max @themaxxween]

nigga tried to get butt ass naked for kai cenat 😭☠️

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

I had no idea who Oliver Tree was before he tragically passed today in helicopter accident in Rio de Janeiro Brazil.

But I came across this video and it’s down to earth, real, funny, and genuine.

It’s the least retarded message I’ve heard come from a musician ever.

Thoughts?

[Just Fed Up @just_fedup]

WTF happened to you Nashville? Soft as drug store cotton🤦🏻‍♂️

[Liam 💕 @liambrefberinn]

im sorry I couldn't wait for the full game

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Hey culer, Anthony Gordon has a message for you 🤳

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Parabéns, minha princesa! 🎂❤️🤍 4 anos cheios de alegria. O pai ama-te muito! #AngelyBella

[💙 Swii @SwiiLive]

"If Leon cared about his marriage why did he take his ring off?"

He's doing a dangerous mission, may I introduce you to 'degloving'

[voidddddddddddd @void__ocean]

the parallels

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

SpaceX successfully caught a rocket booster mid-air for the second time in history

[Wynn @Tweet_Takeover]

It's that dumb ass mask, i ain't wearing it tomorrow. Should've gave me sick time

[Penalty Talk @PenaltyTalk]

I'm excited for this one!

Old MEAC foes meet again in Miami Gardens!

[infoGifyy @infoGifyy]

Well said🙌