Susan Calman

Hello. I like cats. I'm a comedian and writer. I'm on television sometimes. I think you look smashing. Instagram: OfficialSusanCalman. Tweets by Susan and team

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The Tall Tales tour hits the road in September! If you fancy coming along it’d be lovely to see you.

For info it’s me, talking about lots of different things (cats, dancing, tanks, golf, cruise ships etc) with a nice interval to get a drink.

🎟️https://t.co/s33FjKu9wp

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Mio Tippy.

Thank you @BeritAnita for sharing this pic!

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Tia Maria.

Thank you @pevenseyjayne for sharing this pic!

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Botox has had an unexpected impact on me. I no longer grind my teeth which is excellent but everyone will know when I’m angry which is less excellent.

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is George.

Thank you @HayleyP48664202 for sharing this pic!

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A #CatOfTheDay fridge!!! 😍

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@SamStanier3 @SusanCalman Aw thank you. He was jealous because his sister Minnie had been Susan’s cat of the day 3 times. He can go on the fridge now!

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Luna.

Thank you @VoicePaulHudson for sharing this pic!

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Mickey.

Thank you @Shirley82829043 for sharing this pic!

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Nietzche.

Thank you @lady_carrie for sharing this pic!

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London, Tall Tales is on its way to you next week! 🚌❤️

Come along for chats about cruising, driving tanks, cats & getting older. There'll also be an array of barely believable stories laughter & dancing. 💃

📅 Weds 21st Oct
📍Hackney Empire
🎟️ https://t.co/eaZMnlmVGW

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Countess Rosina.

Thank you @JLSoprano for sharing this pic!

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Tour update! These are the dates left in 2026, more dates in 2027. Bradford last night was fabulous thanks so much for coming along if you did.

Get your tickets for Tall Tales here: https://t.co/9K4aAXPpNC

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Fluffy.

Thank you @ALAuchter for sharing this pic!

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2 weegies in Truro forgot to ask the famous question......Rangers or sellic?
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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Callie

Thank you @Chrisdu04861426 for sharing this pic!

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Daphne.

Thank you @GartonJulie for sharing this pic!

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I tried to get the captions to cover up the hole in my jumper but failed. I need a new jumper. London, come along now. And everywhere else if you want to see the show. Last tour for me I think!

Tickets here: https://t.co/3oAjvODBR8

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@AlisterWrycraft Apologies this handsome beast is called Lucas... autocorrect did its thing here. 😌

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Lucy's.

Thank you @AlisterWrycraft for sharing this pic!

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Correction, today's gorgeous #CatOfTheDay is Lucas (autocorrect error occurred)

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Lucy's.

Thank you @AlisterWrycraft for sharing this pic!

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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Penny.

Thank you @selkiefield for sharing this pic!