Novie

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

It’s nice to live in a country where an election campaign only lasts 36 days, especially when you’re already tired of it by Day 6.

[Novie @SusanDyer]

@tristandyer Unfortunately the recipe is long gone. :(

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

The Chiefs won tonight in a sacred landslide. Every time the Chiefs scored, the Dominion scoreboard software switched the points to Tampa Bay. This is scoreboard fraud on a scale never seen before. BIGGEST CRIME IN NFL HISTORY! STOP THE STEAL!

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

If you think I served multiple tours in the Middle East just so some athlete could take a knee - you're damn right I did.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

My sister wife @CristinaCuomo invited me to serenade our husband for his big 50th celebration. (Don’t tell Andy.) Happy Birthday @ChrisCuomo! 🎁🎉

[Tom Knight @TJ_Knight]

Major love and respect to the Polish MP’s who co-ordinated their outfits to create a rainbow flag at the swearing in for their homophobic president Andrzej Duda 🏳️‍🌈

[Tristan Dyer @tristandyer]

Had another awesome meal at The Full Nelson in Milford. Philly poutine today, it was delicious. Trudy’s burger looks delicious, and the one I had last week was killer. Cool picnic tables too.

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Welp, if you’re wondering why some people are frustrated and protesting.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Men: So crazy to be scared for your wellbeing when you're out just walking around

Women: Um, yeah, actually...

Men: Just cringing when you hear steps close behind you

Women: Oh, um, so...

Men: Crazy how no one has ever felt this way before

[Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl]

Jesus died for our sins, grandma died for the Dow.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Social Distancing...

CGI by @juan_delcan

[Novie @SusanDyer]

@tristandyer Wonderful news! <3

[Jahan Fahimi, MD MPH @JahanFahimi]

Must be inconvenient for @NRA to have publicly attacked physicians, and then there’s a shooting at a hospital with police present. Tell us again to stay in our lane or that we need more good guys with guns. Send victims more thoughts and prayers.

#MercyHospital
#thisisourlane

[James Corden @JKCorden]

This commercial was banned from TV for being too political. I think everyone should see it x

[ABC News @ABC]

"I don't want prayers. I don't want thoughts. I want gun control."

Susan Orfanos says her son, Telemachus Orfanos, survived last year's Las Vegas mass shooting but did not survive the massacre at a Thousand Oaks bar.

[Snazzy Sanoj @snazzysanoj]

SE never fails🤣🤣

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Dear @LidlUS

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.