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For the Cure!

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Since @TheDecemberists and @ColinMeloy weren't aborted, we hope they get cancer! You with us, @ZooeyDeschanel? #komen
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We support post-birth abortion only in cases of cancer. All fetuses deserve the right to get cancer one day. Please RT #Komen

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Attention New Jersey! Keep an eye out for our next fundraiser. Free abortions for all at those at the $500 per plate level.

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Fetuses: the original cancer! We're all trying to find a cure.

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But what if a fetus is discovered to have cancer?

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There's never a good time for cancer or a pregnancy. But the time is always right for an abortion! Think about it, you guys.

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We here at Komen are PRO-ABORTION. Every fetus terminated is one less potential cancer victim. The ultimate cure! #komen #plannedparenthood

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You're welcome! #girlpower RT: @PPAct Thanks to our friends @SusanGKomenPR for our fundraising spike!

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Unwanted pregnancy? Our Komen P-22 pistol is perfect for getting rid of a nasty fetus, partial birth style! #komen http://t.co/83BJVedp

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Komen for the Cure!