Susan Kravitz

Just an old soul in a young body

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Air conditioning broke at the crib tarps off all week

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Turtle soup is so fucking good my gosh. Shit tastes like a Turkish dick on the 29 of Feb on a leap year

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

What’s so euphoric about taking Molly to a music festival? Why is every person fucking someone named Molly that goes to those? Why not fuck a kravitz

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Juice this ahh and out comes the 2 Ps… poo and pulp

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Genie: you can make 1 wish

Kravitz: ok

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Buy me nachos and this 😽 is yours

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Just used Claude to create a life sized giraffe. Going to name it Zesty and give it an earring sorry PETA

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Asparagus makes pee pee stinky haha

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Oops I split raspberry syrup on the crotch area of my white jeans

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

NASA

NA
SArdines taste like puhhzy

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Crazy that the only people safe from the nuclear war tonight are the astronauts on Artemis 2

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

I’m doing the opposite of a cleanse… aka a clog

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

I went to an adult bumper car place yesterday. These fucking no good rug rats kept purposefully bumping into me so I jumped out of the car and showed them what a real bumper can do.

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Peel me back like an onion

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Just had my first pupu platter and lemme tell u they gotta change the name to poo poo because my stomach felt like it got ruptured by Mao ZeDong

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Mumbo Jumbo bitch

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Just met a lovely man who went by the name Yusuf Mybuho ! Worked valet at the Cracker Barrel in downtown Tuscaloosa.

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All I want for Christmas is to get porked in a teepee till I go pee pee

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

Giggle me timbers

[Susan Kravitz @SusanKravitz5]

You could call me Google maps the way this TSA Agent be searching me