Susan

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Glad they’re ok

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

A common problem in America is people noticing their watermelons are “rubbery” and can bend

Many people think our watermelons are being modified and are fake

But I’ll give you the “official explanations” for these increasingly common “rubbery watermelons:”

- Seedless hybrids can have firmer flesh
- Heat stress while growing reduces water content making it rubber
- Early spoilage gives watermelons a rubbery texture

Again, these are all the official “fact check” reasons for a rubbery watermelon

I don’t know about you but I’ve been eating watermelons my whole life but it’s not until recently I’ve been seeing these everywhere

So you decide what’s going on…

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 A shirtless man in a kilt walked into a Taco Bell in Florida.

When someone called him a “meth head,” he took that personally: “N*ga, I’m a f**ing electrician.”

Moments later, he leaves and the power goes out.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Pretty much 😂
https://t.co/3BqNQfbQ5w

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Fidel Castro’s daughter asked about the "conspiracy theory saying Justin Trudeau Is actually her half brother"

“Uh… the only thing I can say is that his mother used to visit the country very often…”

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 NEWSMAX: “We've got almost 500,000 Americans living with a rare tick borne illness that makes people allergic to meat, but not the lab grown meat that Bill Gates has invested … Maybe this is not a coincidence after all?”

[Trad West @trad_west_]

"Before you were formed in the womb, I knew you"

- Jeremiah 1,5

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🔥 Scott Bessent just dropped a NUKE on Gavin Newsom and then WALKED OUT of the room 😂

REPORTER: Newsom says he wants a 100% tax on Californians that receive money from Trump's anti-weaponization fund. Your response?

BESSENT: "There's no cure for STUPID" 🤣🔥

*walks out*

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Obama made Americans get health insurance, or you paid a fine.

Biden made people inject an experimental shot, or they lost their jobs.

Tell me again how Trump is a fascist dictator…

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

The next Congress WILL NOT have...

Al Green
Jasmine Crockett
Dan Crenshaw
Eric Swalwell
Mitch McConnell
Nancy Pelosi
Don Bacon
Jerry Nadler
Bill Cassidy
Thomas Massie
John Cornyn

It's called draining the swamp.

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

Three women have been found dead in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, leading to speculation that there may be a serial killer on the loose. Authorities are investigating whether the deaths are connected because the three victims were found within 11 days of each other.
More: https://t.co/hp1CuqjKhi @AliBradleyTV

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Friendly reminder

Netflix didn't kill movie theaters. $16 popcorn did and $10 soda sealed the coffin...

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Trump shuts down USAID and suddenly the Democratic Party is broke 🤔

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: New video shows the moment gunfire broke out near the White House, sending reporters into a panic

Secret Service acted VERY quickly.

God bless them.

No word from the White House on President Trump, as he WAS home at the time, but he’s INSIDE, out of danger.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Survive the trenches in WWI
>Devout Catholic
>Writes The Lord of the Rings
>Bases the entire moral framework on Catholicism
>Also makes the heroes based on the European warrior mythos
>Refuses to let Disney or corporate studios anywhere near his books during his life
>Converts C.S. Lewis to Christianity
>Creates the foundation of modern fantasy without compromising a single belief

[Selina Wang @selinawangtv]

I was in the middle of taping on my iPhone for a social video from the White House North Lawn when we heard the shots. It sounded like dozens of gunshots. We were told to sprint to the press briefing room where we are holding now.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 UPDATE: The White House shooter is in CRITICAL CONDITION after being shot by Secret Service

NO Secret Service agents were injured.

And President Trump is SAFE, thank God.

Unfortunately, a bystander was shot, and is in serious condition. Pray! 🙏🏻

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: SHOTS FIRED just outside the White House

Multiple reporters are saying they've heard 30 SHOTS

Press has been rushed into the press briefing room by Secret Service

White House now on lockdown.

Countersnipers on rooftop

Pray for President Trump 🙏🏻

🎥 @selinawangtv, @ChrisFlanaganTV

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

It was announced earlier that Admiral Robert Harward was supposed to go onto the Stinchfield show tonight to “PROVE” he wasn’t wearing a mask.

He canceled. lol.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance has made an UNPLANNED RETURN to Washington, DC, and his motorcade is racing to the White House

President Trump has summoned his whole national security team to a meeting on Iran.

POTUS is also scheduled to hold a conference call at 1pm ET with the leaders of several Arab nations.