Susan Ransom

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

can you just like not

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

The Truth About Men
http://t.co/iL8p8kLzT2

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

what a lovely winter we are having this spring

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Sexist Selfies
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[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

i want a restraining order against every spider

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

"boys are the opposite of sour patch kids, first they're sweet then they're sour"

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

i just really want to lay out on a beach or swim or tan that's all I need in my life right now

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

i feel like im just an option to everyone and not actually important which makes me really sad

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i'm really athletic person 3: i'm hilarious and likable person 4: i'm gorgeous me: i can breathe

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Relationships These Days
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[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

if u can have a meaningful convo with me even tho we havent seen or spoken to each other in a while & not make it awkward u r hella special

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

This Is Why We Love Latinas
http://t.co/Tsw8AwuUg3

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

CHUCK BASS VOTED BLAIR FOR PROM QUEEN 150 TIMES & YOU CANT TEXT ME BACK

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Pictures That Will Make You Go 'Oh SH*T'!
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[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

Happy PLL Tuesday! ????????????

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

HANNA IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR FOOD SHE IS LITERALLY ME

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

do i even have a sense of humor anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

"Can we just confirm that i watched your snapchat story to get rid of the little notification, not because im interested in your life"

[Susan Ransom @SusanRansomi]

he's 936 months old 78 ur grandad is 78 years old