Susan Sanders

Hi, 🎉💋Susan here. ❤️Love babies, music, movies, beer, and Neuroscience

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

I felt crafty and made a bird feeder with a toilet paper roll covered in peanut butter and rolled in birdseed. My 4 year old licked off all with pb along with the seeds. #thebirdsneverstoodachance #parentingfail #Parenthood

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

First time I have cooked dinner in a long time since our #chefdaddy has been home and 6yr old daughter says “so.... the broccoli is a YES, the rice is not burnt so it is a yes, and the chicken is a NO!”

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

I don’t know about anyone else’s kids, but mine woke up the neighborhood scream singing a modified version of “This Christmas” bright and early. I guess a holiday is a holiday with an Irish Nana. #happystpatricksday #excitedtofinallyhugnana #theremightbeapiñata

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

4 year old: “Let’s play rock, paper, scissors. I have Rock.” Me:🤦‍♀️

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

@KVUE Finally! Long live Selenas ❤️🙌

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

@marshallcuster You’re in the marijuana industry?

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

@KVUE @GregAbbott_TX Yes

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

Does anyone else’s 4 year old sing songs about buttholes in the morning? #parentingftw #odinsonofpaul #goodmorningbutthole

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

@LHS_Schmidt Oh no!!!

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

He was climbing on the car and his Aunt pulled him off My 4 yr old said: “You’re about to piss me off”. 🤦‍♀️ #toomuchtimeathome #parentingfail #odinsonofpaul

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

@KXAN_News 78723 Water back on after a pipe broke and yes to electricity

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

Our neighborhood is the best! #TexasFreeze

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

Me: You can’t use the bottle water to pour over the snow to “make science”. We need it to conserve water. Lots of people are without water in Austin right now.
Him: Well, the Amazon has water.
Me: We are not in the Amazon.
Him: Well, Camels have water.
Me:🤦‍♀️ Hiding bottled water

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

@MikaelThalen 😝

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

@KXAN_News Definitely @homeslicepizza

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

While prepping beets for dinner. My 4 year old said “Can I get another piece of cheese please ...or I’ll BEET you up!” #punsfordays #odinsonofpaul #4yearoldhumor

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

Tried to sleep in this morning. Kids made their own oatmeal in the microwave. 6 year olds was a success 4 year old filled the house with smoke🤦‍♀️ #parentingfail #justaddwater #odinsonofpaul

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

Why my kids woke up at 7am and put on swimsuits, I don’t know. It’s 30 degrees outside #kidsarecrazy

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

I mean... this just doesn’t seem right🤷‍♀️

[Susan Sanders @SusanSanders3]

My 4 year old son came into bed at 2:30am from a nightmare. He crawled into bed and became very chatty. “Mom, what color is a plum? Do eagles live in caves?” And then told me a story about someone named Jimmy. At 5:30 am he peed in our bed. 🤦‍♀️