๐จ#BREAKING: The actor who ended up playing Joe Biden's body double for nearly two years will turn state's evidence to avoid jail time, according to sources close to the FBI's investigation.
"The suspect was hired to stand in one place for ten minutes," said a Special Agent. "That's how it began."
Before he knew it, the subject was sitting behind the Resolute Desk and taking calls from foreign leaders.
"A birthday party impressionist ended up the leader of the free world, if only for a few minutes here and there."
Dozens of West Wing staffers were complicit in pulling off the ruse.
"The whole building had to be in on it."
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If you look at the last two years, it's clear President Trump is preparing for something big.
He's securing permanent security control over Greenland, kicked China out of the Panama Canal, and locked up 65 billion barrels of Venezuelan oil. For 25 years, China quietly bought up our backyard to gain a strategic stranglehold on our side of the globe. In just 20 months, Trump pulled the rug right out from under them.
While the rest of the world fractures, Trump is building a completely self-sufficient Western Hemisphere. One where America controls its own destiny without bowing to Beijing or Tehran.