Susan Zell 🦤

infinite curiosity + infinitesimal attention span

games, art, design, tech, ux, sf/f, improv, writing, composition, cats, Dreams (PSN: sulky_tardigrade)

[Susan Zell 🦤 @SusanTheOdd]

I'm going to track every book I read in 2022 in this thread but I'll start with the last book I read in 2021 which was @matthaig1's The Humans. Immortal alien impersonates mathematician & learns what it means to be human, with lots of pithy observations. Touching and hilarious.

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@aszafran @Sony It is in fact taking up so much space on our hard drive we had to delete other games to play it...

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So @Sony has decided its customers are only allowed to play #BaldursGate3 if you scan a QR code and if they have ever let a random child with a foreign IP address buy games and add-ons with your credit card and the bank caught them you dont get to play at all???

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@SamAndSamNdSam You're can use wholebody to move pieces around and also give sniff them for clues

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Seeking identity of this thief and drug user how do I do this?

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There's a grand theft auto gang targeting guests of the #ageofchivalry Renaissance Faire this weekend. Almost got run over by one of them but police don't answer their phones in #LasVegas

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F1 tickets come with a icepick under every seat for the self lobotomizing necessary to watch cars go in circles for hours #vegasweak

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Had to divert through chinatown to go to bed bc of the fuckkking Nascar bitches tearing up the city and had to learn that there is a live sashimi place and that it is exactly what it sounds like. Must be North Korean...

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@nevadadotvegas F1 is just asking for it at this time... gonna re-up my cpr cert and be ready to donate blood

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I'm holding F1 responsible for this even if just karmically responsible
#Vegas #LasVegas

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@andreaisawriter And it nearly destroyed my body but i guess i was supposed to "manifest" my goals instead of learning how to work for them

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Making your birthdate 4/20/1969 on stupid forms is all fun and games until it gets you added to every "scammable old person" database!

Thoughts and prayers to our elders and their full voicemail inboxes

[Susan Zell 🦤 @SusanTheOdd]

I used to work in an oppressive call center where I had to have DoNotDisturb on in case I accidentally put phone back in pocket instead of locker. Now I still randomly miss important calls even with phone in hand bc @Samsung thinks it's ok to do this to their customers! 2nd pg!

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Annoying difference between #mtgcon and #gpvegas is there's not as much socializing in lobby and outdoors bc you must defeat this dog to enter or leave

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Looks like our humble overlord has perfected sustaining a rock concert's worth of hearing loss in 20 secs #mtgcon #vegas loop

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@streetmediatv That's some really unfortunate placement of face jewelry unless she really is just doing a bit. I thought that was snot and drool running down her face at first!

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@seinfelddahog Wait every time i click play it is a different video... first 10 minutes of a lady who shot her stalker, then a short clip of since instagrammer being dumb on an airplane??

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Naked lady sushi but it's desserts on a voluptuous woman and there's copious amounts of sweetened condensed milk 🥛😜

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@this_is_mallory She can't even get thru w/o breaking character

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@mccormick_ted He looks like he accidentally drank an apple cider