susann parlor

she/her

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

jealous // labrinth

[ig: shereenshafi @shereeny]

this is ✨cinema✨

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

Elon. Watch yourself.

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

Excited to cheer on our girls! #GoCards

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

don’t bring your kids to drag shows bring them to church

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

spent our 4 month anniversary on the beach!!! luv dis woman so much

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

@jackjohnsoniv7 mom made me go to an all girl’s catholic camp to not only attend, but fake it & be a kid’s counselor just 4 her to let me take my drivers test. one of the leaders gave a lecture about how being gay was a disease to a bunch of sheltered kids who didn’t even know a gay person.

[avery @avethealchemist]

if i ask you to take pics of me and you start tilting the camera just hand me my phone back

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

education is so important but damn sometimes college be a scam

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

stayed in bed all day today like the depressed bisexual anxious sexy girl i am

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

and to make matters worse, i am literally a musical theatre major.

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

lexi saying she had rehearsal to worry about when rue showed up at her house half dead… f*cking theatre kids. #Euphoria

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

@clarenlowery_ good. was planning on it anyways👀

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

@bb3au @costarastrology Where. Is. The. Water.

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

free coffee at home $7 coffee

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

why has no one talked about Luigi being featured so much in WandaVision.... what does this all mean??????

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

the sexual tension between me and 65°F........ whew

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

@kvtietran okay . lock me up, officer. 😡✨

[zel @denzeldion]

not trump saying “we love you”, “you’re very special” to these terrorists. THE CAUCASITY

[susann parlor @SusannParlor]

hey, twitter. how are ya???