Susannah Perkins

she/her.
dc statehood is a civil rights issue.
sometimes it feels like in my social interactions I set up hurdles that other people aren't willing to jump.

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

can't wait to tongue kiss all my friends when social distancing ends it's gonna be great

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

@paulinaVEVO HOTTTTTTTT

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

@deliawithit @thirtyskeletons beardsley guested on dungeon court early on - i think they had enough other stuff going on that it was hard to schedule with them back when naddpod WAS doing guests. but dungeon court was a more defined commitment so it worked

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

@LeaderGrev wow....rude.....

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

There’s Always A Catch: This Walkable City With A Robust Public Transport Network Is Boston https://t.co/VphwSALstW

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

my vet complimented me on my cat's weight loss and I'll be riding that high for weeks.

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

@mouseabolition not to be creepy but I know you've tweeted before about being in the DMV and almost all local library systems have reciprocity! you probably know this already but just in case, it's come in clutch for me before (see my Libby screen lol)

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

apologies to every member of every group chat i am in bc i do NOT understand dress codes and i AM making it everyone's problem

[madeline eva @maddiestern]

im not autistic and this is wildly frustrating. dress codes are extremely subjective unless you use formally agreed upon definitions, like business casual. also, semi-related, don't tell me you're coming over at lunch time. when is lunch time???!?!?!?!

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

happy three year anniversary to this tweet

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

Almost got backed over by a garbage truck bc I was spacing out listening to folklore. Everything is good here.

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

broski i hate hidden fees as much as the next guy but i think the seventy dollars on pizza may have been the bigger culprit here. also showing the whole world you tipped 2 bucks on 100 dollar bill is bold.

[PoPville @PoPville]

"With all of these fees, my total for 2 pizzas and 1 salad came to $103.35." https://t.co/HLlhfLDIVD

[Amanda Michelle Gomez @amanduhgomez]

Summary of the workers’ demands:

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

@madeline_stern decidedly not 😂 the rest of the song doesn't really apply

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

can't believe I'm a few months out from 29

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“You can use the N95 mask you bought for the pandemic to filter out the wildfire smoke engulfing the entire Northeast” is a neat little sentence that lets you know we’re in the fun part of the century that future historians are going to talk about a lot.

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

solidcore: actually you can't cancel over email you'll have to fill out this form.
me: (fills out form)
solidcore, 30 hours later: actually you waited too long to cancel you're going to be charged for june :)

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

putting my gym memberships on hold bc i have three weeks of work travel coming up has been an absolutely hilarious adventure in corporate bureaucracy.

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

(pausing solidcore membership)
me (via email): hey i'd like to pause my membership.
solidcore (via email): actually memberships can only be paused once a year for 14 days. you'll have to cancel your existing membership and restart later.
me: great i'd like to cancel

[Susannah Perkins @SusannahPerkins]

the commune is mutually beneficial!! also the bee was the size of my thumb

[Paulina Mangubat 🫏 @paulinaVEVO]

Shout-out to @SusannahPerkins who, within a single week, saved me from a large bumblebee that invaded my kitchen, loaned me her car so I could get canine Xanax for my mentally ill daughter, and agreed to help me load a U-Haul with a vintage dresser set.