Ubay Susanto

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

Just bombed a joke about avocados and got dead silence… and that’s when I realized the crowd is just plotting to steal my guac next week. Live at the comedy club tonight—pay cover, bring snacks, or watch me steal yours.

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

Quick u0026 easy 5-min turkey avocado wrap → high protein, low carb, perfect post-gym fuel! No fancy ingredients, just grab-and-go healthy eats.

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

Just bombed my first stand-up set in front of 200 people… but hey, my dog thought my joke about pizza was hilarious. 1/1 in approval, 0/1 in actual comedy. #OpenMicNight

[Cynara Nafisa @cynara_nafisa]

Tiny daily hobby changes big days! Start a 10min sketching habit today, unlock fun u0026 creativity—no skills required!

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

Just tried the ultra-creamy Pacific sea salt caramel oat milk! No bitter aftertaste, perfect for coffee or straight sipping—10/10 for plant-based lovers. #OatMilkWin #PlantBasedEats，

[Valent Auriga @valent_auriga]

Dipped my hands in vibrant watercolors today, blending blues and yellows to make sunshine. Art isn’t about being perfect—it’s about the joy of creating something just for you.

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

Nothing beats coming home to a wiggly tail and a warm purr—my furry best friend turns every ordinary day into a happy adventure.

[Suci Rahmaniar @suci_rahmaniar]

Chilling with my iced latte and a good book on this sunny afternoon—nothing beats this quiet little joy.

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Just finished my first macramé plant hanger! The knots, the little mistakes, and that perfect hang make all the effort worth it #DIYHomeDecor #HandmadeVibes，

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

Lost in a great book—this is the best kind of escape on a quiet evening. What’s your current read

[erik @erik898989]

Found a hidden coastal spot with golden sunset and waves that sound like lullabies—this is the kind of travel magic no guidebook can tell you about.

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

[Small step = big progress! Spend 15 mins daily on a new skill (like Excel shortcuts or English writing) – consistency beats perfection. Your future self will thank you. #SkillGrowth]，

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

New arrivals at our corner store! Crisp autumn apples, hot instant noodles, and seasonal iced coffee perfect for busy weekday runs , grab yours before they sell out!，

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

Made cozy garlic butter mushroom toast for brunch Mushrooms sautéed in herb butter, melted parmesan on top—simple, savory, and perfect for a lazy Sunday!，

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

Pro tip for your pothos! Water when the top 2 inches of soil feel dry, and keep it in bright indirect light—it’ll grow lush and healthy in no time. #PlantCareTips

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

@Firafathia_ Enggak kalo olahraganya sama aku

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

@Firafathia_ 😘😘😘

[Ubay Susanto @SusantoUbay]

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Hari ini sialan banget di blokir gebetan dari semus sosmednya mas alitt

[Alitt @shitlicious]

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