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[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Vivian @suchnerve]

⚠️

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

ALL TITS ARE REAL ALL BORDERS ARE FAKE

[CLOVER 💛 @purrfectclover]

Nothing better than a glass of #Coke 🥤Except maybe #Women and #BecomingAWoman 💁‍♀️ #Yep #ImLesbian #ImTrans

[Kubei @KuwabaraKubei]

another day volunteering at the Lucas Museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the Grevious statue. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

[sarah 𓆝 ☾ ⋆ ˚ 𓆜 @cloudstrifelovr]

i mean shit me too girl

[Squiggles @heisei_ramen]

WIRED, USA: “Here’s why the CIA is actually good.”

WIRED, Japan: “Hey, isn’t it weird that this massive ‘anime’ company is having an ‘awards ceremony’ in the middle of Tokyo despite having no Japanese judges or users and charging Japanese attendees 3x admission?”

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[Greg Koenig @gak_pdx]

Ferrari’s job is to be the enchanting Italian mistress. It is not supposed to be practical, or sensible, or responsible, or efficient- every other major car brand is fighting tooth and nail to be those things.
Ferrari exists to be the dangerous BPD addled smoke show you lust after. That you shirk off the responsibilities of the kind of deeply complex professional life that allows you to afford one, for weekend affairs that rekindle something primal.
It is about making moments that you never forget because they are so magical and improbable.
When I was in my early 20s, a friend of my family needed a ride to Ferrari of Marin to pick up his new 612 and he thought I would be fun to bring along. The dealer had a couple of hours of paperwork waiting on some bank snafu, and he sweet talked them into letting me take an F430 out for a spin, on my own.
I made a b-line for that one way tunnel to the Marin headlands… nobody was around, the light turned green, and I emerged from that tunnel as an entirely different man (with a little hearing damage).
This… thing… this motorcar? Is stirring up such a response because it signals that Ferrari might be dead. That is just another globalist schlock luxury brand making baubles for the wealthy to flex their bank accounts with. No risk. No tradeoff. No danger… just another appliance for getting from A to B while the prancing horse imposes your success on those around you.

[Pim Possible 🌼🏴‍☠️ @Big_pim_pin]

Good 🥰 thats called deterrence.

[Mr Azul @MrAzul07]

Popipopipo

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

the concept of getting “dicked down” implies the existence of getting “pussied up”

[Saint “Super Freak” Gil @SaintSFGil]

does a gay little walk

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

been obsessed with this maniac for a minute

[𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑 @Dianexis]

GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSESSSSSS

I LIKE GOTH CHICKS WITH FAT ASSESSSSS

[ry @RyanNice]

this was made in 2018

[cs @cvntspeeds]

Lmao found it

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

words of wisdom from John Waters

[Just Ⓐ Fox 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @just_a_fox1312]

pepper spray or 124gr hollow-point is gonna do infinitely more to deter or disable someone than a beating stick, genuinely.