Nasheeli Kaniya #religionphobic.

[gino ✴︎ @ginospetals]

how come these type of guys get more attention from men and women over the muscle abs types

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

Jimothy ❤️

[Baalzamon35 @baalzamon35]

If it were a 6yo in a burka, you'd be trying to figure out how to rape her.

Instead, its a grown woman with freedom. And so you recoil.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Popular far-left French politician Louis Boyard discreetly took off his Rolex worth $50,000 before giving an interview ‘denouncing the ultra-rich.’

Hypocrisy at its finest.

[Sean 🇺🇸🏈🚤 @LakeboySean]

Goal - looking like I need a green card.

[Paul M Smith @PaulMSmithphoto]

“JuSt RaKe ThE FoReSt”!
The forest:

[woah nicky @NickEggplant]

don’t be drinking blatantly like this in the movie theater please. you’re going to ruin it for all of us who are sneaking in alcohol with subtlety and class

[𝕏erias @xerias_x]

I’m assembling a team.

[Hans @HansStaab]

If ever there was a picture of who I am: I will be there and want to be there at your worst. My trouble is I’m devoted

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

me trying to fall asleep the night before something important

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

I can’t do this

[ripx4nutmeg @ripx4nutmeg]

Bodycam footage has just been released of police visiting an American campus last year following the report of a car theft.

Unfortunately for them, the first person they meet is a cross-dressing student, who throws repeated and aggressive tantrums over his gender identity.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

A prisoner of your own mind. No one in that entire building cares that you are there alone

[Quantum Tweet @ProsinPlanet]

so he made the chocolate anyway

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

figuring out if the OP here is the owner of the miata or the cybertruck has a certain classical riddle element to it

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

I’m genuinely so afraid for him because he’s just out in the open and people are insane. If anything happens to Jimothy I swear to god

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

before I say anything else I have to know if this is a painful condition or not. is life an unceasing nightmare for Jimothy or is it mostly chill.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Seattle has recently sighted a Raccoon named Jimothy that frequents the local parks with Short Spine Syndrome