Susie Sitcom

Stand Up Comedian - Chitown Girl living in an LA world

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@WilliamShatner Keep your pants on, Captain Kirk!
Here on Earth a meme is not a distress symbol to drop your knickers!

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@ABC7 Giant Vape Explosion

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know your worth,then ask for more https://t.co/BrNhWBP98H via @YouTube

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@KingTunde_SZN It’s an optical illusion

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@KingTunde_SZN Or upside down 56

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@KingTunde_SZN 99

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I want to quit swearing.
The problem, I love to swear. I’ve quit in the past, but when I suppressed the swear it sneaks up out of no where and suddenly I’m the Dad from Christmas story.
Please provide replacement for F***k. Please and thank you!

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This Friday. May 8th @TheDimeLA

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@MarioNawfal Everyone home in Chicago needs this!

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Attn: Moms West LA
Friday, May 8th, 2026
8:00pm @TheDimeLA
$10 cover + 1 drink min
Moms treat yourself to comedy and music this Friday night!!

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Thurs July 10th 7:30pm
Pause for Laughter's - Sexy, Raunchy, Rude, Hilarious night of comedy! Tickets on sale now! Limited Seating!
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CA is disappointed about the 49ers vs. KC Chiefs Super Bowl loss, but I see it as a win for Taylor Swift which is a win for Hollywood and everyone she entertains which is way more inclusive!
What is
2 Grammy's - 1 Jet = 1 Super Bowl Championship for TSwift #SuperBowlLVIII

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@ABC7 Stupid

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I love money! I love what it does for my family. I love the freedom it gives us. I love being generous. I love abundance. I said it 2024! Let's make my dreams and those around me dreams come true this year! Amen!🙏

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@JimMcMahon Jim McMahon, Da Bears! Mike Singletary 50, Walter Payton 34, Refrigerator Perry 72. Good Times! #superbowlshuffle

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Anyone else start the year off on the wrong foot?

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Liftoff!

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@SpaceX Exactly what it felt like using a tampon for the first time

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@JLo This is what my family is doing for New Year Day!

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Dave Chappelle | I Know Nothing About Being A Woman #shorts #comedy #st... https://t.co/VzbmhA26nr via @YouTube