BMBL SUSPECT

word on the street I’m a suspect… WORST BMBL Captains = Riley Finnegan, Kevin Donadio (RIP), AZZO. BEST BMBL Captains = Teddy Sisco, Scotty Cannon (RIP), Miles

[BMBL SUSPECT @SuspectBMBL]

Wait this kid is hilarious #suspect

[Volcano Vinny @BMBLvolcanovin]

Winners & losers from @The_BMBL Opening Day

Winners:
GW

Losers:
-Ridgewood Board of Ed
-BMBL ig posting gay orgy cooking burgers?
-Keenan’s pride month inspired jersey
-Floriar (real name ?) 40ppg at lifetime fitness doesn’t apply here

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@BMBLvolcanovin @The_BMBL @BMBL_Juice @GeoffreyPronto @bungalo_jones @BmblP What about me you piece of fucking garbage #suspect

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I have it on very good intel that @BMBLbadger is none other than first year captain Dan Eidschun… hope you get your first win soon dude!

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@bobbyissaucy @The_BMBL content feels limited this year so far. Opening day underwhelming. WAKE UP PEOPLE

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Some Friday @The_BMBL thoughts…

Team Hughes is the softest team in BMBL history. Riley Toolen (injured?) has reached out to multiple players/captains and requested trades

Team Hoo is the least talented team in BMBL history. Over dribbling captain with no shooters or hoopers.

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@bobbyissaucy Team Miles is okay. Kevin griff has to go god mode for them to win games.

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@bobbyissaucy Team Azzo (where the fuck is that chicken nugget?) is mid. Few shooters. Older starr is chubby. Not much firepower.

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@bobbyissaucy Team @Ulloa2k is very solid. Starr is best player in league. Ulloa is chubby as hell but can shoot the pill. Tall rookie plays well off the ball despite being 16 years old. High ceiling team.

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@bobbyissaucy Team Riley is atrocious minus BMBL Jokic. Riley thinks he can hoop these days and it’s really an ugly sight - good dude tho @bm_league

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Team @bobbyissaucy is flawed… but scrappy. Bobby is athletic and a bruiser. His midget guards are streaky but scrappy

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@BMBLbadger @Ulloa2k I will unmask you very soon you cheetah print wearing #SUSPECT

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Actually a good list…

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This Hughes team might be GENERATIONALLY soft. I underestimated the long haired hippie @bobbyissaucy

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@SuspectBMBL @The_BMBL Sorry suspect. You done for the year

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@BMBLbadger @Ulloa2k Cobb Ridingg #suspect

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This is hilarious #suspect

[BMBLBadger 🦡 @BMBLbadger]

Notice how quiet these losers are. I killed them all.

this a 2 man race this year. Me vs Bungalo. my league now

@bungalo_jones @Jimmy_Jimmerson @GetToTheBaja @The_BMBL

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@BMBLbadger @The_BMBL Team gebhard is very very bad. Hughes is top 4 talented team in the league and will sweep. Despite being soft as baby shit #suspect

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You looked skinny this preseason. No more Tren? #suspect

[Tony Mellons @dminnaker]

@LemonPepperLoth @GetToTheBaja Blowing the burners won’t get them to project your rancid ass team higher

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@Ulloa2k Have you done any fucking defensive slides????

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5- Austin Sargenti - Lothians
boyfriend/son. He is a pure scorer who will drop due to his age and size. Kid can shoot the fucking pill. In shape. 3 point shooter transitioning to GW friendly rims this year. Will make an All-BMBL team this szn.

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@The_BMBL because none of the other suspect ass burners have anything insightful to say - @bungalo_jones @GetToTheBaja @BMBL_Juice @BMBLbadger - here are the top 5 sleepers or best value picks of this years BMBL Draft

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4- Dai Davis - look at the size of this fucking kid… on the right team he will shine. Monster defensively. Good teammate. Aggressive. Needs some leadership but he will be a Ceislack esque player this year