Guillermo Del Totoro

Veteran skaterat. He/him.
I roast people, I write rhymes, and I lurk. I am also pro equal rights for all otherized peoples. -My likes may be from my partner

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Crazy that white people in this country can commit terrorism, be convicted, still not be called terrorists, and somehow also be pardoned for their crimes #MAGA

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Content Creator/Comedian: "kidnapping people or killing them for being of a different ethnicity is bad"
Random #MAGA person:"FUCKING WOKE NONSENSE, I WILL NOT BE SUPPORTING THIS MARXIST GASLIGHTING. I LIKED YOU BEFORE YOU DECIDED TO HATE AMERICA"

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@suchnerve I like your opinions and your whole deal

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@suchnerve I mean.. do you sell posters? I saw multiple fetlife posts that were screenshots of some of your tweets, but not any posters.

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billionaires are parasites. Getting government handouts in the form of bailouts/tax breaks while never feeling sweat on their brow. They contribute nothing. Only lifting a finger to sign menial checks or massive layoffs in pursuit of larger profit margins. They are useless eaters

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Some people have layers like an onion. I think I have layers like a sea urchin

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@suchnerve We both know BMI is BS but how about you Break Me Off some of that ;p

[YouKnowWho @kinggordzilla]

It was an honor to photograph @SawyerWreck at #GCWNGI9. In her last deathmatch she won the tournament and Ultraviolent championship.

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@suchnerve A babe

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Once had a whole argument cause someone compared Anthony Jeselnik to Daniel Tosh. I felt that was like comparing Lenny Bruce to Bob Saget, but I know they don't know who Lenny Bruce was. I tried using George Carlin, but eventually I had to give up even though I know I'm right.

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@suchnerve Hawt

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It hurts knowing that no matter how hard I try I'll never be him

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Conservatives:"No one ever handed me anything! As soon as I was old enough, I used my best friend's parent's address where I was staying to apply for a job with my drinking buddy's construction company. And as soon as I had enough money I got my own place, on my own with no help"

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Koroks make good hood ornaments #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

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#TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

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#TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

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#TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

I don't know about y'all but it's the 1st February for me.

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#SmashBros #NintendoSwitch

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#BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch