Pizza Skeleton

I am a skeleton who enjoys pizza and video games. I stream sometimes!

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@ihatethiskid Sprite with tea had a chance to be amazing, like a carbonated Arnie Palmer.

This crap has just enough tea for color and none of the taste. Wasted potential.

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@Dexerto He should probably try a shower first, then go from there.

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@_realsteele IOI has such peak comedy murder games. They've truly perfected the art.

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@Spectre799games No one asked for a new God of War?

Maybe it's not what you wanted, but you aren't the developers. If you don't like it, don't buy it. They already said there will be more Kratos games. Maybe give his cool wife a chance before telling us how the sky is falling (and woke).

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@synaesthesiajp All she said was, "I wrote on this for four years, but then I left the project so they might have rewritten a bunch."

But she's a woman, you see, so the pathetic incels of the internet have taken offense.

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@000Arcadius000 @ADarkKnightt Laufey did exist. She's the entire reason for GoW 2018. Also, what is the narrative you don't like? That Kratos married a baddie that knows how to fight?

It's fine if you don't like the game, but this isn't the last God is War that will ever exist. We'll play as Kratos again.

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@WhiteHouse PRE-SHOW FEATURING JD VANCE RUNNING OVER THE CONSTITUTION IN A MONSTER TRUCK

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@jondelarroz It's not your hobby, dude. Women have been making games for years, from Carol Shaw, to Roberta Williams, to Amy Henning.

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@jondelarroz 1. No they didn't.

2. Sounds like your hobby has left you behind. We won't miss you.

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@RonFilipkowski Nameless staffers at it again!

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@MinEffortLive Sure is. If you go outside, you might even see one in real life.

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@GeraltofGoonia You're missing the fact that the games on the left still exist. You can still play them if you want.

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@ChapoteP The last two games had Kratos with a severed, wise-cracking head on his hip.

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@TheBugleDaily1 AI slop doesn't match the art style.

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@jondelarroz You're just mad because she's one wife you can't beat.

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@DestinLegarie Same reason Majora's Mask and Link's Awakening are still called The Legend of Zelda.

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@YorchTorchGames Cool, so leave and shut up about it.

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@airbagg3d Oi, Cubey

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@Bawkbasoup Bin Goo?