Your Average Emily

I think I was a sloth in another life. At least, I hope I was.

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

*plea asking white friends to educate themselves on issues of race*
“Just ‘white friends,’ huh? Sounds pretty racist to me”
“No, racism is about power dynamics”
“So what, people have power based on skin color alone? lol”
UM YES DUMBASS THAT’S LITERALLY LESSON NUMBER ONE??????????

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 16130! #WordBrain #words

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

I’m the 278994th person in the entire world to beat the Squirrel pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

I’m the 303611th person in the entire world to beat the Lion pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

I beat the Octopus pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #freehints

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

@janecat13 😂Thanks Jane--I just try to understand that in their eyes, perhaps I am.
But I know that I'm not, and that's all I care about!

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

@MsMiriamR @nephsies You two are too kind!! Thank you so much for all your support 💕

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

@nephsies Aww my dear, thank you so much! Just trying to make my voice heard ☺️

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

❤️ Hour-long phone calls with your mom>>>>>>>>>>>

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

If it's not your body, it's not your problem 💁🏼

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

Dear Food Wrappers,
Why you gotta be so loud?
Sincerely,
I Just Want To Eat My Breakfast Pls 🙃

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

Me: *realizes I have to wear a tight dress tonight*
"Okay Em only the necessary meals today"
*eats bags of chips, MnMs, Nutella, candy, etc*

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

@amanikassisieh Ahhh haha thank you so much Amani!!!!! These pictures are pure gold 😂😂😂🙌🏼

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

@gabicaplingerrr Aww thank you, love!!!! I miss you and love you so so so much!!!!!

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

@LandonEggimann Aww thank you Landon!! Love you too!!!!!

[Your Average Emily @SussmanEmily]

@alexsokhy Awwww babe thank you so so so much ❤️❤️❤️ Lots of love!!!!!