(Not) Brandon Sutter

Ex Center-man for the Carolina Hurricanes, Now a third line Center-man for the Pittsburgh penguins. #3rdLineGrinder #Parody

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

So wait did we get downie or something?

[❌ @letterbombs]

They better release Giroux's mugshot bc I am going to blow the picture up, frame it, and hang it on my wall just for I never forget this day

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

Residents of Philadelphia...have you ever seen the Flyers win the Cup?

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Hey Claude, when they said get a piece of ass, that's not what they meant. #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Hurricane about to freeze over tonight. Literally cause it's TOO FUCKING COLD IN PITTSBURGH

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Clinched the playoff fuckers.

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

@41rbontuzzo @GotGibby49 @GreatestOlli3 FUCKING RIGHT

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

@41rbontuzzo @GotGibby49 @GreatestOlli3 AYE BIRTHDAY BOY

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

@GotGibby49 @GreatestOlli3 @41rbontuzzo damn right boys

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Hey Sean, guess whose the light one on their feet this time. #DWTS18 #DancingWithTheStars #loser

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Call me flat Stanley and you'll have no Stanley

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Good morning you sexy people

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

If I leave the pens the only thing I will be remembered by was my dic slip. #notcool

[Duper @EgoDuper]

“@MensHumor: Always cover your wiener.” @Suttsy16 @suttersthing

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Two weeks off is fantastic. Now to kick back and watch canada kick ass. #sorrynotsorry

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

I thought Funsize was a movie about St Louis? #Dissappointed

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Not the only time I scored in the last week... #TeamNoPants

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Fucking refs, next time stop play assholes.

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Lets go boyz move your feet

[(Not) Brandon Sutter @Suttsy16]

Just watched inside the room, my dick didn't make the cut, #BrandongSad