Suzi B

Clumsy, loud and not perfect but 100% me!

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

Not even winter yet and I'm already struggling to keep on top of household and grocery costs and I know I'm not alone. It's genuinely harrowing to have to consider which to cut to be able to afford the other. It's feels like another lockdown but with different circumstances.

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

@scottish_water AB51 4FD still haven't got water. Any further updates on when this will be restored please

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

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@scottish_water I and my neighbors are still without water. Surely the system should have been restored by now if it was fixed 3 hours ago?

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

Loving the simplicity but effectiveness of the #policescotland commercial for #domesticabuse I know it's not a new one but think at this time of the year it's particularly poignant to see it on air again #every9minutes

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

*gun dog not funding! #myphonehatesme #bloodyautocorrect

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

Just heard the first firework of the season. Woody's reaction...bark at it! So there is a bit of a funding in him after all! #lovemypooch #bloodyfireworks #thattimeofyearagain

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

2 weeks school holidays, first day back and already started with chaos! How long till Christmas holidays? #fml #disorganised #bloodykids

[candace @candacefaber]

So okay, let’s do it.

@senatorfain, you raped me the night I graduated from Georgetown in 2007. Then you had the audacity to ask me to support your campaign. I’ve been terrified of running into you since moving home and seeing your name everywhere.

I’m done being silent.

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

I've just realised my dating history since being single is resembling a fairy story...

If I was Snow White so far there's been Gappy, Softy, Stoner, Nutty, Clingy and Titch! 😟

I think I'll stay single! 😏
#tragiclovelife #staysingle #fairytale

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

Can't afford to take the kids out during the holidays, but the dog chasing flies is just as entertaining! #damnflies #sillydog #thatsentertainment #schoolholidays #flycatcher

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

Caption?... #photooftheday #funnyface

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

Fab day at the blast from the Past car show at Thainstone today. Kids had a blast! #carshow #burningrubber

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

No chance of Baddiel and Skinner making #1 now! What's coming home? The fans, gutted! #WorldCup #ENGCRO #baddielandskinner #ItsComingHome #itsnotcominghome #welldoneboys #england #didusproud

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

What a f**king time for the f**king Wi-Fi to crash 😫 nooooo!!! 😡 #lastcrucialminutes

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

I think I might just pee myself! Come on lads #ItsComingHome

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

Domino's pizza, Budweiser and David Attenborough! Does life get any better than this?! #chilling

[Suzi B @SuzannBar]

When it's the first day of the school holidays and you forgot to turn your alarm off, doh! #numpty

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