Suzu Lorekeeper

Suzu (FoxedPup)’s roommate. I occasionally scream about random shit and punk on her. Follow to see me expose offstream bullshit

Pfp: @Waffle_Drink

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

@sussy_thicc I had to take a second one where I did actually like bend at the knees to take it

Funniest part? She ended up liking the one from higher up better LMAOOOO

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

I had to take a picture of Suzu for something earlier today, but since I took it from my eye level she looked super fucking short in it and it launched her into a crisis. It Was Incredibly Funny

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

If you have $25 and 6 hours of free time you need to play UNBEATABLE im so serious

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

@SuzuTails TRUEEEEEEE

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

It be the damndest and dumbest things that make me miss the unholy state of Texas dawg. I’d commit a federal offense for some Raising Cane’s rn

[Suzu ↺ 🦊 🇵🇷 @FoxedPup]

Had Raising Canes for the first time it wasnso gooooooooood dhhshwuxuai woof

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

While Suzu was apparently doing this I was graduating university. It’s really a whole different life people be livin out there

[Suzu ↺ 🦊 🇵🇷 @FoxedPup]

Today via free will I was taken to the grocery store with a collar on :SuzuExploopers:

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Hope everyone currently addicted to umamusume remembers the humble Lorekeeper screaming about this franchise as far back as a few years ago. At least I think I did that here too. My point is I’m an Uma hippie

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Seeing Suzu now feeling the same pains as me, albeit for very different reasons, is very very funny

[Suzu ↺ 🦊 🇵🇷 @FoxedPup]

Crying in the club rn

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Suzu and I were talking about like groceries and then she looked me in the eyes and laughed at me as she pasted this onto photoshop to blur it

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Can’t believe Suzu lives with a femslash fanfic author and she failed both of those in the typing game thing she’s currently playing

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Sitting at my desk and then from the other room I just randomly hear “OKAY NEW SERVER RULE. NO WATCHING GERMAN DUNGEON PORN IN VC”

what a life I lead

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

This is the second time I have seen Suzu with a collar on and after being briefly upset I somehow didn’t notice it for a day and a half I just had to hit the fuckin

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Seeing some new stains on the floor now that I’m back and thinking that logically, someone probably just dropped some food. The funnier assumption though, and thus the one that I will operate under, is that someone shat on the floor while I was gone

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Update: As of April 27th it is now also the Liberty Island Queen Elizabeth II Cup incident FUCKKKKK WE LOST A TRIPLE TIARA FILLY

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

What happened with Noella here at the end is just the silence suzuka thing where she fucked up her leg in the middle of a race. LOOK AT THAT. SHE WAS MOVING LIKE A DEMON IN THAT FINAL STRETCH AND THEN HIT A WALL AND DECIDED TO GO SLOWER THAN AN OCTOGENARIAN IN A BEAT UP TOYOTA

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

What happened with Noella here at the end is just the silence suzuka thing where she fucked up her leg in the middle of a race. LOOK AT THAT. SHE WAS MOVING LIKE A DEMON IN THAT FINAL STRETCH AND THEN HIT A WALL AND DECIDED TO GO SLOWER THAN AN OCTOGENARIAN IN A BEAT UP TOYOTA

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Just talking about meal prep with Suzu and she goes “okay wait. Alternate timeline: you’re addicted to fent-“ and isn’t that a hell of a start to the hypothetical

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

@SuzuTails IM GONNA TRY

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Great big wonderful things happening in this house while Suzu is gone

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

“It’s called being at my PC providing content” I SWEAR ONE HAS BEEN THERE SINCE YESTERDAY

[Suzu Lorekeeper @SuzuSubtweets]

Suzu’s setup is literally in the kitchen five feet from the trash can and she still has two milk cartons stacked on top of each other on her desk